(Submitted by EdthePastor via Twitchy [High Praise!])
For the record, the “l” is just an “l”, because he couldn’t find a liberal organization that looked like an “l”. I suppose in a future iteration he’ll replace it with a lambda.
Archive of entries posted on 7th July 2015
It’s Already Been Invented
A California entrepreneur invented a wearable device that will alert authorities if the wearer is under assault
That’s nice, but nothing says “Help! I’m being attacked!” like a perp with a bullet in him.
It Ain’t the Cheese That Scares Them
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
Also, in case you haven’t read them in a while, the lyrics for all 4 verses of “America, The Beautiful”, to remind you that this nation is morally and fundamentally different from the other 194 nations on this planet:
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America! God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern impassion’d stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America! God mend thine ev’ry flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life!
America! America! May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev’ry gain divine!
O Beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam,
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America! God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
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[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]
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PUSH!
Addressing a conference of mayors, President Obama said “we’ve got to keep pushing to grow our economy”.
Works better if you’re pushing in the same direction the economy grows.
Obama Warned Us – Savings
The EPA’s standards for trucks will save billions of dollars while decreasing carbon pollution: http://ofa.bo/r8Xy #ActOnClimate
“As long as, you know, you don’t count the up-front cost of buying a new truck”.
Straight Line of the Day: In Addition to Driving, Apple’s New Self-Driving Car…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In addition to driving, Apple’s new self-driving car…
What I’ve Been Working On: Love Gov
I know my blogging has been a bit, well, light for a while, but that’s because I have a day job with Emergent Order that uses up a lot of my creative energy. And it’s time to finally show you the big project I’ve been working on!
If you remember Obama’s “Life of Julia”, it’s kind of like a more realistic portrayal of that.
It’s five episodes, and you can binge watch now. And not only did I write for this series, I did the programming for the associated app (and I hid some funny stuff in there).
Enjoy! And I’d love to hear what your favorite lines are. Also, keep an eye out for a brief cameo by me.
Fixes ALMOST Everything
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un claims to have cured AIDS, Ebola, SARS and MERS with a single “miracle drug”.
WARNING: side effects may include loss of freedom and mass starvation.