The Illustrated Frank J: Bernie Sanders

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What Do You Suppose Her Indian Name Is?

Speaking to a gathering of American tribal youth, Michelle Obama said “we are finally beginning to embrace the wisdom of your ancestors”.

So… the White House will be serving wagyu bison steaks?

Mr. Belvedere, Tear Down This Wall!

[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg]

Link of the Day: Satire: Japanese Sailor Embraces US Culture With Traditional American Tattoos

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Japanese Sailor Embraces US Culture With Traditional American Tattoos

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Never Cracked a History Book

In Iowa, Hillary Clinton said “I’m going to speak out against the uncontrollable use of guns in our country.”

Ironically, using the 1st Amendment that the 2nd Amendment protects.

Obama Warned Us – Keeper

“Justice is living up to the common creed that I am my brother’s keeper and I am my sister’s keeper.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“And you’ll have a keeper whether you want one or not.”

Straight Line of the Day: In Detroit, They Unveiled a Statue of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…

Random Thoughts: Trump, Extremism, and Gun Control

These male feminists seem like an evolutionary dead end for obvious reasons.

Exactly what “cuckservative” means seems less relevant than the people trying to use it as as slur are all dumb racists.

Just cucking with my cucks.

Would be funny if there was a follow up to the NYMag article. “I had a lapse in my feminism. I murdered Paulo.”

How do the white supremacists expect Trump to win if they chase away the cuckservative vote?

So the Democrats really can’t find anyone other than white people to run for president?

If you want to keep someone from getting one of the hundreds of millions of guns in this country, it’s not a law you need but a magic spell.

“Hello. I am rich white woman who married into position of power. Vote for me to help feminism, poor people, social justice.”

Only the government should have guns and they should use them to make people bake cakes.

Trying out Google Cardboard. Pretty amazing how well the default iPhone hardware works for head tracking.

Interesting how in this country people can say the most insulting things about gun owners without fear of reprisal (beyond the ballot box).

PRO TIP: One of the keys to appealing to white people on issues of race is to not constantly refer to them as “white people”.

No disagreement with anyone who argues Republicans are awful. I only have a beef with them if they do it to ignore that Democrats are awful.

Tried watching Star Wars with my daughter today.
“Episode 4? We should start with episode 1.”
“Absolutely not!”

Second season of Agents of SHIELD is leagues better than first. Actually care about plot and characters.

And Skye can be on screen and talking and I don’t actively wish for her death.

As awful and as ridiculous a candidate as Trump is, it’s still really easy to see why people would pick him over the GOP establishment.

Why all the focus on the weirdos supporting Trump? Who are these sociopathic idiots supporting Jeb?

From a left-wing perspective, innovation is problematic as it’s extremely disruptive to central planning.

Hillary is dishonest and corrupt, but without any indication of competency. She’s not Frank Underwood; she’s Cersei Lannister.

Everyone should have some “extreme” views. The key to not sounding like a nut is being aware when your ideas are extreme.

Expected a lot of silly things to come out of the Trump candidacy, but “embolden white supremacists” really came out of left field.

The left should try to understand why they utterly lost on gun control rather than pretend the debate is still ongoing.

I’m sure a few more angry tweets about gun control will totally reverse the half a century trend on that issue.

I completely forgot Rand Paul is running for president. He was the one who was supposed to be the eccentric choice.

If we really want to elect a woman president, just remember there are a lot of other women than Hillary. Might want to cast a wider net.

The alternative to the free market is to use force to prevent peaceful, voluntary exchange.

I do highly recommend Arthur Brook’s The Conservative Heart. Very good ideas on the positive approach the right should be taking.

Probably doesn’t jive much with Trump.

If we don’t murder a lion every so often just because we can, nature gets uppity.

Crushing tiny humans to death and harvesting their organs is a normal, unremarkable part of modern, civilized society.

Is all that outrage over that dentist shooting a lion because of love of lions or hatred of zebras?

Finish the Sentence

Tweeted from Tehran after the nuclear deal: “The Iranians showed that they are civilized and rational people”.

…ruled by dictators, liars, and genocidal madmen.