btw, I used to be First on this page an awful lot, until I realized there must be close to 72 thousand virgins waiting for me in heaven, and I can’t possibly remember that many names (much less birthdays).
“It was a jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo, a King sitting sideways on his throne, adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted-thusly! All engraven on a Pyramid of Massive size, with the body of a lion, paws that refreshes, a tale told by an idiot, and the head of a Fox!”
In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of… Liberty clone, sobbing, with her head in her hands.
btw, I used to be First on this page an awful lot, until I realized there must be close to 72 thousand virgins waiting for me in heaven, and I can’t possibly remember that many names (much less birthdays).
In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…
and discovered it was already stolen and sold for its copper content.
In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…
Obama. [forgot to include that in the above post]
In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…
limitations for those who plundered the City in the name of Social Democracy.
…Mohammad. Detroit do this because it is the only city with nothing for the muslim rage boys to destroy.
…the light switch that must be turned off when the last person leaves.
In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…
…a toilet. That everything is going down.
…affordable housing.
…The Ten Commandments for liberals. http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/tenplanks.html
…Alex Karras, immortalized in his most socially-relevant role, “Squash” Bernstein from Victor/Victoria…
Rahm Emanuel complete with beard and horns.
Iron Lucy. People just think it looks like Obam… er, the devil.
… a zombie with its hand extended asking for a handout, to memorialize the GM bailout
…Karl Marx
…Dan Aykroyd, from that great 80’s classic Dr. Detroit
…Kwame Kilpatrick
…Gene Simmons’ tongue.
…the last unbounced check.
…Detroitatanes, the goddess of liquor store robbers, pimps, pushers and other rappers.
…of that drive-by shooter that
didn’t kill a kid with a stray bullet.
…a big rock, after the sculptor insisted on being paid his $200.00 first.
…the last taxpayer left in the city.
… Obama forcing the city’s founder, Antoine de la Mothe, Sieur de Cadillac, to pay a penalty for having too fine a private health plan.
… a city-sized Death Panel.
…Bixby Snyder
. . . Matt Millen, the general manager who most epitomizes Detroit.
. . . a check, marked “Returned – Insufficient Funds”.
. . . Cthulhu, Father of Corruption, patron of Detroit. Planned Parenthood provided the virgin hearts.
“It was a jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo, a King sitting sideways on his throne, adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted-thusly! All engraven on a Pyramid of Massive size, with the body of a lion, paws that refreshes, a tale told by an idiot, and the head of a Fox!”
Joe Louis’ fist in the suburb’s pockets.
@2 “here must be close to 72 thousand virgins waiting for me in heaven”
…and that’s a lot of sheep.
@22 – Frank upgraded to sheep?