The Illustrated Frank J: Rainbow

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Rebels

Sick of Michelle Obama’s rules, Texas schools are now putting deep fryers and soda machines back in schools.

Ah… the school lunch version of a “draw Mohammad” contest.

Not Worth It

[High Praise! to After Math]

Link of the Day: Meaning

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

Some Words Still Mean Things

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Hitch

Faced with a shortage of US Navy ships, the Marine Corps may have to deploy its forces aboard foreign vessels.

Great. Who’s running the Navy? NASA?

Obama Warned Us – Creating Jobs

Reducing carbon pollution is a job creator. Read more from @GinaEPA: http://ofa.bo/j8Qz #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“As long as you just ‘forget’ to count the jobs it also kills. Which, conveniently, I always do.”

Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were a Pro Wrestler, His Ring Name Would Be…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If President Obama were a pro wrestler, his ring name would be…

Going Fast

Scientists at Stanford, Princeton, and Berkeley say that the planet is entering a new period of extinction, with species vanishing at a rate 114 times faster than normal.

Not to worry, though. All the really tasty animals are doing fine.