Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If President Obama were a pro wrestler, his ring name would be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If President Obama were a pro wrestler, his ring name would be…
Dog Eater
The Red Menace
Sack O’ Hits (no one will tell him the last “s” is in the wrong place)
Duke Nuke Em
“Flip” Flopper
Al Kayeedah
Tee Time
Chauncey
Barry Littlehorn
E. Commy Knee The Crusher
Ring Girl
Commander Rainbow
If President Obama were a pro wrestler, his ring name would be…
Barack Obama, keeping his real name just like all the other designated losers.
The Chicago way
. . . the Kenyan Kid.
. . . Dogbreath.
. . . Afurmativ Akshun.
El Asso Wipo
OOPS! Let’s try that again.
El Asso Wipo
sorry I had a Hillary moment.
. . . (Slammed to the) Ground Zero
…The Duffer
… The Specialist
…Nero (always makes an entrance carrying a fiddle)
…Qa’Hom (something Michelle calls him…)
The Manchurian Marauder
The stompin Soetoro.
The Punahou punisher.
the King of the Spitehouse.
The Choom gang Bogarter.
…The Empty Singlet.
Doctor Choom
Barack Hollywood
Dogmunch
Sulk Hogan
Rope-A-Dope
Mike Roagression
If President Obama were a pro wrestler, his ring name would be…
…. The Sippy Cup!
Squint your eyes a bit, his ears do look like the handles on a sippy cup.
…The Splendid Splatter
…Bowing Barry
…The Pompous Pantload
…Andre the Giant Eared
…The Mad Irate Angry Scientist!
…The Apoplectic Appeaser
You mean you charged someone $250,000 for your comment?
@26 yes. Also I momentarily forgot how to work teh interwebz and the facsimilitron.
El Guano Loco
El Teléfono y Pluma!
…The Drone Bomber!
Ol’ Shoulders-To-The-Mat
…The Genuflector
… one that was originally issued in Connecticut to a man named Harry Bounel, who was born in 1890.
Col. Batguano
Prances with Wolves (like Putin, and gets ripped to shreds)
The UNPOTUS
Barry D’Konomi
Yudin Bildat
The Disasticator
Commander Momjeans
@36 Springer:
“Yudin Bildat”
Heh! Took me a minute.
I wonder if there’s an appropriate Hitler parody potential…
Juden Bildat…..
Barack Obama, all his opponents give up, go on food stamps and file fake disability claims.
African Queen
His wrestler name is the same as his indian name, and I can never decide which…either Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich.
Hahaha!!! 🙂
@41 – That’s it! His name should be “The Laughingstock”
“THE LOSER!”
The Manipulator
Pasture Pool POTUS
The Kenyan Conniver
The Drone Bomber
Punching-below-his-weight
Wookies Woosie