Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Posted by Harvey on 27 July 2015, 4:00 pm The San Francisco Zoo reports that a small, venomous snake is missing from its new exhibit. Another day, another killer on the loose in Sanctuary City.
Seems to me that these days there’s a lot of “small venomous snakes” in San Francisco. Mostly they’re running the place. Reply to this comment
Venomous San Francisco Zoo snake to pal: “If I hear ‘Do these chaps make my asp look big?’ just one more time, I’m adder here.” —- Missing? No GPSsssssssssssssssssss? —– If the zoo releases a handful more, then they can receive Beau Bergdahl in exchange. —– Check the local bakeries to see if any have been prosecuted for refusing to a mice cream cake. — Check all the other cages: no telling what species the snake may have self-identified as. Reply to this comment
Pelosi on the loose!
Seems to me that these days there’s a lot of “small venomous snakes” in San Francisco. Mostly they’re running the place.
I’ll bet that the snake isn’t a citizen, either.
NO SNAKE IS ILLEGAL!!!11!!!
Venomous San Francisco Zoo snake to pal: “If I hear ‘Do these chaps make my asp look big?’ just one more time, I’m adder here.”
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Missing? No GPSsssssssssssssssssss?
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If the zoo releases a handful more, then they can receive Beau Bergdahl in exchange.
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Check the local bakeries to see if any have been prosecuted for refusing to a mice cream cake.
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Check all the other cages: no telling what species the snake may have self-identified as.
Watch your asp, San Fran!
Black Racer-Roni, the San Francisco treat