[High Praise! to FoodBeast]
The Biggest, Most Insane List Of Fair Foods You’ll Ever Read
I’m kinda curious about the chocolate-covered pork rinds.
Also, I’ve had deep-fried Oreos: they taste like a little chocolate donut. Delicious!
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

I suppose chocolate covered pork rinds could be similar to chocolate covered rice crispies. Just replace the puffed rice with fried pig skin. Yum!
We made fried Oreos at home and a thin bisquick batter works just fine. Same for fried pickle chips. We were a hit with the neighbor kids.
I’m going to a state fair this year for the first time since I was about 10. A relative noticed that ZZ Top is playing “La Grange” for the first time in La Grange.
I am so Californian that I initially read “fair foods” to mean foods grown/acquired under fair trade conditions for the workers/third world sellers. I think I need to have corn dogs for dinner tonight (the real ones, with pork in the mix, not the phony-baloney [mmm, baloney] chicken or turkey dogs). Wrapped in bacon, maybe. (Wait, how is that a “maybe”? Wrapped in bacon, definitely.)