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  1. Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…

    send more Chuck Berry.

    “I am an Alpha Centauri Prince who needs your help…”

    “If I give 20 million Qwatloos to the Clinton Foundation may we meet with your government?”

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  2. Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…

    Ha ha, these idiots actually thought by electing a life long fraud that they could keep their doctors and man-made climate change is real

    Sure we can vote in the American election, see, we all have Hawaiian birth certificates and an Alpha Centauri drivers license

  3. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

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