I have a new pair of sunglasses.

and . . .

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The great thing about being a genius, is that great ideas come to you out of the blue at almost any moment of the day. This morning I was working through my RSS feeds and came across this story:

Italian porn star offers Bin Ladin sex for peace
Italy’s most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama bin Laden. “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Then I came across this story:
Iran Leader: ‘We Are a Nuclear Country’
Iran’s hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vowed Thursday that Iran won’t back away from uranium enrichment and said the world must treat Iran as a nuclear power.
Then it suddenly occurred to me! A sure fire way to avoid the coming nuclear apocalypse! So, in the name of world peace, I hereby offer the following to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Supreme Revolutionary Council . . .

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I was visiting this site today discussing the worst SNL players of all time. I agree that Julia Sweeney wasn’t one of the best, and I agree that the Pat sketches were some of the worst dreck ever presented. HOWEVER, the movie It’s Pat is comedy genius. Somehow a horrible sketch idea, was transformed into cinematic brilliance. It is pure comedy gold. I’ve seen it dozens of times, and rank it in my personal top 10 comedy movies. Go get it NOW!

An unidentified IMAO supporter (an i-maoist?) shows his favorite website some love at the bronze medal curling match between the U.S. and Great Britain at the Torino 2006 Winter Olympic Games.

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this is an actual x-mas display in eastern North Dakota . . .

upon closer examination . . .

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. . . i warned frankj against eating sushi on a disney cruise . . .

bears and packer fans should appreciate this (i would say lions fans as well, but i’m not sure if there actually are any out there)
AP–Minneapolis
Mike Tice, coach of the Minnesota Vikings, was taken to the emergency room at the Hennepin County Medical Center late Saturday night complaining of severe abdominal pain. X-rays revealed that Tice had a large foreign object stuck up his rear. Doctors estimate that it had been there for six weeks, but were successfully able to remove it prior to kickoff of the Vikings’ game with Pittsburgh on Sunday.

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. . . the high quality version of this low quality sample . . . maybe
video snuck out of texas on the back of an illegal alien with leprosy