bears and packer fans should appreciate this (i would say lions fans as well, but i’m not sure if there actually are any out there)
AP–Minneapolis
Mike Tice, coach of the Minnesota Vikings, was taken to the emergency room at the Hennepin County Medical Center late Saturday night complaining of severe abdominal pain. X-rays revealed that Tice had a large foreign object stuck up his rear. Doctors estimate that it had been there for six weeks, but were successfully able to remove it prior to kickoff of the Vikings’ game with Pittsburgh on Sunday.
As a Vikings fan, even in light of our recent loss to the Pitsburg Steelers, I can say with utmost confidence (^^(^ (^&^%%$%^#%$#@%^#$%#^%#^%$#^%#^% $^%$^%#^%#%$#^%$#^%$^%#%#^%#$^%$^%$^%Y% $^%$(&(_%)#)($&%(@#$&%_(_%#(& YOU!
Wow, this must be what it feels like to be a moonbat. How…surreal.
Gunlord
bwwaahahahaahaha, gunlord, i hope my best friend’s reaction tomorrow when i rub his face in it is as good as yours! 😀
Yeah, well, I’m just waiting to see Harvey’s take on this, him being from Wisconson and a Packers fan and all. Sigh I am NOT looking forward to that.
Gunlord
As a resident of Michigan, I make fun of the Lions’ pathetic attempts at football every Sunday. That’s about the closest thing they have to fans.
Screw football! The money, weights, and steroids have ruined it. People can’t play the game anymore. What good is a game if people can’t play it?
In my day, even a smaller guy could play if he had the sand. I only made it to the scout team at my Div. III college, but at least I wasn’t risking my life. And at 165 lbs., I wasn’t even the smallest lineman! If I were to try now, I’d get my head torn off.
You young guys! Rooting for one team over another is stupid! Stop watching sports! Go play sports! If you like football so damn much, there’s a rugby club near you that needs players. Playing is wonderful!! When you’re old like me, you’ll be glad for the memories.
haha. Good luck!
All you whipper snappers don’t know how good ya got it! Why, back in my day not only did we play the sports, we’d also play doctor when someone was injured while playing! Now all you pansies complain, (in a whiney voice) “oh poor me, I just shattered my femur, may die and will never walk without a limp again!”
SHADDAP! In my day, when you shattered a bone, you used your now very flexible limb as a bat! But now all you kids need all this coddling.
Finally, Mike Tice has nothing to complain about. Back in my day, when the opposing team lost the game, they would have to put all their equipment up there for 4 weeks! The worst teams would eventually get better with all that weight added to their linemen, and we loved it!
Kids these days are all pathetic, not like back in my day when we were tough, did exactly what our parents told us, walked to school (uphill both ways), had a job by the time we were 5 (slackers waited until they were 6), and knew the value of a dollar.
Being in Pittsburgh I am legally obligated to say ” suck on it vikings, Muhhahaha. Please don’t hurt me.
I’ve been a Bears fan since 1960 or so, but I do have to admire Mike Tice and the Vikings organization for peddling Randy Moss to the Raiders. They got Napoleon Harris and a late-round draft choice. The Raiders got Randy Moss, who, after fourteen games, has 48 catches, including six touchdown catches. The NFL-dominating Arizona Cardinals have two receivers with 85 or more catches each; one has six touchdowns, the other has eight. I think that the Vikings got the better of the deal.
Hey Roger, man, backup the hormone truck there buddy!
Mike Tice was immediately taken back to the hospital Sunday night where doctors pronounced him terminally stupid following the Vikings ass kicking at the hands of the Pittsburg Steelers. Owner Zigi Wolf commented that Coach Stuck on Stupid has his full support…sigh…
Lions rule