(Via BlogHouston)
Well, Taranto ripped our local Symphony a new one over political correctness gone amok:
Handel’s Messiah
By Conductor Christopher Seaman
Both an awe-inspiring holiday tradition and a memorable religious experience, Handel’s Messiah returns this holiday season. Guest conductor Christopher Seaman leads Houston’s premier performance of Handel’s choral masterwork, which includes the timeless Hallelujah Chorus.If they really want to be sensitive to those who can’t stomach “Christmas,” shouldn’t they change the name of the work to, say, Handel’s “Dude”?
Since they can’t handle Christmas Time, let’s see what other days of the week and months the Moonbats want to change:
Monday = Change to Munday so they can spell it.
Tuesday = Change to Twosday so they can spell it.
Wednesday = Change to Wensday so they can spell it.
Thursday = Named after Thor. Pagan God. Perfectly fine.
Saturday = Has “turd” in it. Obviously changed by the censors. Change back to Sashitday.
February = Change to Febuary so they can spell it.
March = Soldiers march. Too military. Be more specific: “March For Peace.”
June = Sounds like it has “Jew” in it. Change it. “Martin Luther King Month.” (“Um… but he was born in January” “RACIST!”)
July = Sounds like “Jew lie.” Well, they do. That’s why we’re in Iraq. Damn Neocons. Keep it the way it is.