How Evil Glenn Stole The Christmas Assignment

(A Filthy Lie)
(WITH PROFUSE APOLOGIES TO THE LATE DR. SEUSS)
…for what’s in the extended entry…

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It’s Official; We Suck

We got 10th place in the Weblog awards for the humor category. That’s certainly a big drop from second from last year, but Scrappleface only got 7th as well.
::sigh::
We did get a healthy third for best podcast with MuggleCast winning with 64% of the vote. There may actually be a new IMAO podcast before Christmas, BTW, since all the other bloggers are hyped about doing one.
As for me, this will probably be my last post for a while. I’d like to thank LA County for being faster than advertised about getting me a new, certified birth certificate so I can go on my cruise tomorrow. I’m hella busy at work, will probably be in late today, but then I have two worry-free weeks to spend with my wife, the lovely and talented SarahK. We get back from the cruise on Christmas Eve, and, while I won’t guarantee anything, we might have some pictures to put up. If I don’t see you until then, have an honorable Christmas, ronin.

I can’t fight this earworm anymore

I can’t get the song “I can’t fight this feeling anymore” by Air Supply out of my head.
So, I’m trying to make the best of it by fighting various things besides “this feeling.”
For instance, for the past hour, I’ve been fighting “this robot.” Before that, in honor of Frank J. I was fighting “this ninja” and “this monkey.”
What should I fight next?

Friday Catblogging

Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Frisky the Fluffy Warmonger…


If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Frisky is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)