Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Frisky the Fluffy Warmonger…
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Frisky is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
Frisky sez:
Peace through superior firepower.
Bring it on Nardo.
Yes it’s true–I hid the WMD’s in the cat’s litter box.
Ahhh… now that I’ve errected my missle defense shield, I can sleep the sleep of the rightious.
God bless technology. Claw swiping and teeth nashing are for chumps, like Nardo and Hillary Clinton.
Belloq
Asleep at the red button again
Doing a ‘Reagan in a cabinet meeting’ impression.
Frisky the UN Weapons Inspector:
“No, I don’t see any missiles here.”
p.s.
Is that a remote controlled rocket launcher, and where can I get one?
Nardo proves what all good conservative cats know – A strong defense leads to peace of mind!
Who got that picture from me??
that was supposed to be a major part of my NWO strike force of doom.
MY KITTY STRIKE FORCE OF NUECLEAR DOOM.
ALL HAIL THE NEW WORLD ORDER!
(and if you dont i’ll send you to a quarantined california… or to hillary clinton’s home…your choice!)
Clearly, the cat knows that our freedom and ability to sleep securely comes at the cost of an eternal defense.
Or maybe this is just the cat’s way of demanding a better flavor of Whiskas.
That’s not Frisky. That’s Teddy Kennedy. I’d recognize that smug, complacent, constipated look anywhere. The whole “being next to a defense weapon that I voted against” is just a photo op.
“Hand over the catfood and no one gets hurt”
you missspelled Belloq
Frisky demonstrates the current US Border control policy.
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Dr. Orangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the USB Controlled Missiles
Two possibilities.
The first is that Frisky understands the threat from Iran and is taking steps to prevent a catastrophe.
The second is that Bart Simpson finally succeeded in turning a house full of cats into his “unholy army of the night.”
Oops. I meant to cite my quote from above. You can find it here.
Maximum Leader Frisky has obtained nuclear weapons. Now the imperialist dogs will burn in a sea of fire!
Patiently, Frisky waited. She knew, the parakeet would come. The parakeet would come. (By the way, eighteenth!)
Did not.
See,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082971/
Jerkwad.
Belloq