Media: Pepé Le Pew, amorously following

Kamala Harris: A cute puss with a “presidential” stripe accidentally down her back

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Despite Wall-To-Wall Media Propaganda To Protect Kamala’s Incompetence, Voters Are Onto Her
Federalist | September 02, 2024 | Hayden Daniel

The media have developed a pathological obsession with shielding Vice President Kamala Harris from any criticism or inconvenient fact…

In 2021, the media reported that Harris played a critical role in Biden’s disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. Politico stated that Harris “was the last person in the room” before Biden made the decision to pull out. The Washington Post characterized Harris as “as a vice president deeply involved in key moments.” The Los Angeles Times noted that Harris was “front and center as President Biden has overseen America’s retreat from Afghanistan.”

Yet the media screeched in unison when former President Donald Trump correctly identified Biden and Harris as the primary culprits behind the debacle that resulted in the deaths of 13 American servicemembers. Now the media is trying desperately to separate (Vice President!) Harris from Biden’s administration entirely, with outlets firing out patently ridiculous headlines like Politico’s doozy: “Vance tries to tether Harris to Biden during Michigan rally.”

One of the more egregious examples came from The Washington Post on Tuesday. The outlet attempted to “prove” that Biden’s disastrous tenure will in no way negatively affect Harris’ electoral prospects with a nifty little graph. “The GOP is trying hard to tie Harris more closely to Biden on the economy, immigration and the border,” Washington Post Senior Political Reporter Aaron Blake claimed. “One big problem: Americans don’t think she played a particularly central role.”

Blake included a graph taken from his article (headlined “Why Biden isn’t dragging down Harris”) that showed that only 11 percent of Americans believe Harris has had a “great deal of influence” on Biden’s economic policy. Likewise, only 15 percent said that she has a “great deal of influence” on immigration policy despite, as Blake notes, “the ‘border czar’ stuff.”

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Not to be confused with:

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Vile E. Mediacrities vs. the Frontrunner:

That’s all I’m at liberty to say.

Literally.

And is that trap door his?

Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book
bbc.com | August 24 2024 | Zahra Fatima

A would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a theft, Italian media reports.

The 38-year-old reportedly gained access to a flat in the Italian capital’s Prati district via the balcony but became distracted after picking up a book about Homer’s Iliad on a bedside table.

The 71-year-old homeowner is said to have awoken and confronted the alleged thief, who was engrossed in the book.

News of the failed burglary attracted the attention of the book’s author, who told local media he wanted to send the man a copy so he could “finish” his read.

Side note: “Suspected,” “would-be,” “alleged.” Was he in the apartment or not?

Some meat may have been awful, but the vice president doesn’t actually have the power to recall it.

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere.

Photos NSFW.

Any of you seen “Cool Hand Luke”?

Looks like someone got their two cents’ worth.

Bud Light boycott still hammers local distributors 1 year later: ‘Very upsetting’
ABC | 6/14/24 | Max Zahn

When conservative activists set aflame boxes of Bud Light …

What, empty cardboard boxes? I’d urge ABC to produce footage of boxes containing full bottles or cans aflame, to back up their claim.

And did they purchase them? Then no financial loss to Bud Light took place.

… and urged a boycott in response to an endorsement from a trans influencer last spring, they sent sales of the beer plummeting in a rare success in the long history of consumer movements.

Even more improbably, the backlash continues to hammer Bud Light and strain independent local wholesalers …

Does anyone believe that wholesalers for such a major brand are ‘independent’ in their messaging?

And, by the way, every business site is ‘local,’ by definition.

… more than a year later, according to third-party sales data shared with ABC News as well as interviews with six Anheuser-Busch wholesalers.

Translation: We interviewed fifteen distributors, but only got useful quotes from six. So technically, you can say this article is based on interviews with six Anheuser-Busch wholesalers.

Most of the wholesalers, small- and medium-sized businesses that draw a significant portion of their revenue from Bud Light, said they remain weakened by the decline in sales and uncertain about when, if ever, the brand will fully recover.

B-boo hoo. Tell Bud Light not to make stupid marketing decisions.

Buggy-whip makers fail to sympathize.

The owner of an Anheuser-Busch wholesaler in the Northeast, whose child is trans, told ABC News they have taken a 30% pay cut to make up for the losses and are considering retirement.

That’s why I said you’ve gotta love ABC.

What breed is “their” cat? Who cares about their kid?

Names, or it didn’t happen. We’re not talking about whistleblowers here.

“Another distributor said MAGA Republicans burned a cross on his lawn.”

They were making over a 30% profit? Price gouging!

“I believe it is very important that we take seriously what we must do to guard against what is a clear crisis in terms of the climate. And to do that, we can do what we have accomplished thus far,” Harris said.

— Kamala Harris Invents 2020 Fracking Position To Hide Her Actual Views
The Federalist | 08/30/2024 | Brianna Lyman

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In April, Harris appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show, where she was asked if she worked at the fast food restaurant.

‘I did. Yes, I did work at McDonald’s,’ the vice president said. ‘When I was at school…I did fries. And then I did the cashier.’

That’s believable. But also claimed without evidence:

Kamala Has Bidenesque Brain Break During Georgia Rally
PJ Media | 08/30/2024 | Matt Margolis

Something tells me that Democrats are going to wish she’d faded into obscurity during this election cycle too. Take, for example, her latest rally in Savannah, Ga., where she had a Bidenesque incident.

“He even called for termination of the United States supreme, the c — the supreme land of our nation, the United States Constitution,” Kamala said.

If any of you would like to take a stab at translating that, go for it. I certainly can’t make sense of it. I guess she was trying to say without evidence that Donald Trump called for the termination of the Constitution?

With a weapon of war in his hand.

Decided right then and there to make eighty trips to China.

… You can check out any time you want, but you can never weave.

Don’t be alarmed at the random explosions at the headquarters complex.