In one of the battleground states, an elementary school was having a career day. Kerry thus stopped by to explain what it’s like to be a Senator.
Audio of the event is here.
For balance, Bush will speak to the class about being President, and I’ll have that audio for you when available.

To make up for my selling out, I helped write a radio ad for Bush, but, as is his character, he ended up adlibbing most of it.
Anyway, here is the radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.

You’ve probably all seen this video clip of Edwards fussing over his hair for like eight hours. This makes him look like a sissy, but, through my brilliant ad idea produced by Scott McCollum, I’ve turned it into an asset.
Listen to the ad here… and no one tell Hosting Matters how much bandwidth I’m using.

Here is a brand new radio ad since so many of you promised to be good. Kerry had mentioned that anonymous foreign leaders supported him, and I thought it was time for him to display that support.

New Kerry radio ad – IMAO exclusive!
Astute readers may have noticed that these mp3 are adapted from previous IMAO material, but Scott McCollum and I will work on some new stuff soon.
Oh, and if you haven’t listened to the anti-Halliburton ad or the Townhall Debate yet, you’re a moron. Go do so.

Some of you may still be upset of how I helped write an anti-Bush ad, but I am still a Bush supporter. To help with Bush’s campaign, I’m making available this clip from the second debate that displays how much better a leader he is.

Yes, I now got a paying job writing radio ads for anti-Bush organizations. You may say it’s selling out, but I say…
Screw you! I like money!
You can hear the first one here (and, no, that’s not me doing any of the voices).