New Kerry radio ad – IMAO exclusive!
Astute readers may have noticed that these mp3 are adapted from previous IMAO material, but Scott McCollum and I will work on some new stuff soon.
Oh, and if you haven’t listened to the anti-Halliburton ad or the Townhall Debate yet, you’re a moron. Go do so.
FIRST!
I think Frank J should reward his loyal and dedicated readers by shameless plugging the blogs of those who post first.
Sorry man, I can’t keep reading you went you work for the dark side.
Don’t fear, NRAlifer, he’s just infiltrating so he can wipe them out from the inside.
Again with the betrayal! I’m shock–
Oh, Satire again. Frank J., you’ve got to put that at the start of the title or porr, dull-witted Canadians like me will believe you’re trying to destroy the Bush Presidency.
And now I’ve proven how dull-witted I am, by not spell checking. sigh
who you callin’ a Moore-on?
w00t! You got a plug on the Human Events weekly newsletter! Congrats!
You’re outdoing yourself, Frank.
These quick jaunts to the Dark Side and back may cause Bi-Polar Disorder.
I suggest that you start dropping by The Rottie at least once a day. To keep the softly whispering MoonBats in your head at bay. And to give Emperor Misha a place to flog your T-shirts. For a percentage, of course.
Jack.
Your radio advertisements are outstanding. The Halliburton ad is a masterpiece.
I’ve emailed my local radio station in hopes that they air it. You’ll be rich famous yet, Frank J.
I didn’t understand the last line … “Paid for by garble garble garble” is all I could get. Can someone translate for me? Thank you! The RNC needs to hire you to do real commercials for them the next election, Frank! Outstanding!
its was something like ‘paid for by north vietnamese shrimp boats for truth’ or something like that
love it, love it, love it!
question fer ya-why does the townhall debate one cut off mid sentence at the end?
I wanted to hear the crowd reaction.
Hilarious! Great song in the background!
Whew! I’m glad I’m not a moron!
Laura,
That means you need a better player. Older ones do that.
Great!!! It was like the olden days, all the family sitting around, staring at the radio (computer)! My kids loved the terrorists getting shot the best.
OT – Guess whom I saw 8/10: President Bush. Guess whom I’ll see 10/26: Vice President Cheney. Guess whom I’ll see after that? Sean Hannity!!! Woo-hoo! What a great Electoral Triad!
Does the sound cut out in mid-sentence when listening to Frank’s satirical radio ads? The fix for that problem is FREE!
Download the latest media players for your computer:
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WINDOWS
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Everbody needs to email the link to:
stu@glennbeck.com
He’s the producer for the Glenn Beck show. They’re the ones that started the
“I [heart] Haliburton” thing.
Maybe if they get enough email about it,
they’ll actually play it.
John Kerry will commit war crimes to protect American voters…
BEST…LINE…EVER!
PS- Does Kerry realize that this will be detrimental to his image with the crazy pacifists? Oh well, less votes for him. Good ol’ plurality system…
Frank, I’m sure the IMAO faithful would love to know who (besides you) did the voices for the Town Hall Debate. They are funnier and possessed of more talent than Saturday Night Live has had in all its 30 years.
Frank writes ’em and I produce ’em.
I’m Scott, a guy with a lot of wacky voices looking for a creative outlet. Previously I’ve done voice over work for:
-Microsoft
-No Huddle Fantasy Football (http://www.enterthestudio.com/portfolio/no_huddle/index.html)
-Hasbro (http://www.hasbro.com/heroscape/pl/page.gamedemo/dn/default.cfm)
-Insightful Software
-Various radio talk shows
Thanks for the kind words. Speaking of words–it’s Frank J. who comes up with most of the magic. Without his scripts these MP3s would have about 99% less funny…