Frankly, I think my caption for the last caption contest was the best, but, still, there were a bunch of funny entries.
Honorable Mentions:
These are all from RightWingDuck:
“Flip flop? he said the magic word. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“When he stand next to Kerry, John Edwards looks so young!!”
“First I’m going to help Ronnie. Then I’m going to help Sallie, then I’m going to help little Billy then – yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.”
From stonewall:
“Little Florida native Emilio Escabar displays the peculiar power of his extra long left arm as he crushes Senator John Kerry’s balls in his little hand.”
From Lou:
“JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES!! Someone let a street urchin in here. Get rid of it!”
From Laura:
“Look at me, I touched a commoner! HAHA!”
From Chris D.:
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Look at this little retarded kid!”
From Gullyborg:
“If you would but LOAN me the ring… Give me the tool I need to defend my people… I SERVED IN VIETNAM!”
From Maikeru:
“The two children had planned it perfectly: one would distract John Kerry with a potential photo opportunity, and the other would sneak up behind him and shove a corn cob up his ass.”
From shades0014:
“John’s mother always told him that if he made that face enough times it would freeze that way. And after a glimpse of Theresa in full sunlight, it did.”
From right:
“After weeks of simply reacting to Bush’s campaign, John Kerry suddenly conceives a totally original theme: No Child Left Alive.”
From anonymous:
“Get in my belly!”
From xxlbriefs:
“IT HURTSSSS USSSSSSS!!! NASSSTY TWIXY HOBBITSSISS!!”
And the winning caption is:
Continue reading ‘Doubt My Plan! I’ll Strangle You, You Bastard!’ »