Frankly, I think my caption for the last caption contest was the best, but, still, there were a bunch of funny entries.
Honorable Mentions:
These are all from RightWingDuck:
“Flip flop? he said the magic word. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“When he stand next to Kerry, John Edwards looks so young!!”
“First I’m going to help Ronnie. Then I’m going to help Sallie, then I’m going to help little Billy then – yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.”
From stonewall:
“Little Florida native Emilio Escabar displays the peculiar power of his extra long left arm as he crushes Senator John Kerry’s balls in his little hand.”
From Lou:
“JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES!! Someone let a street urchin in here. Get rid of it!”
From Laura:
“Look at me, I touched a commoner! HAHA!”
From Chris D.:
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Look at this little retarded kid!”
From Gullyborg:
“If you would but LOAN me the ring… Give me the tool I need to defend my people… I SERVED IN VIETNAM!”
From Maikeru:
“The two children had planned it perfectly: one would distract John Kerry with a potential photo opportunity, and the other would sneak up behind him and shove a corn cob up his ass.”
From shades0014:
“John’s mother always told him that if he made that face enough times it would freeze that way. And after a glimpse of Theresa in full sunlight, it did.”
From right:
“After weeks of simply reacting to Bush’s campaign, John Kerry suddenly conceives a totally original theme: No Child Left Alive.”
From anonymous:
“Get in my belly!”
From xxlbriefs:
“IT HURTSSSS USSSSSSS!!! NASSSTY TWIXY HOBBITSSISS!!”
And the winning caption is:
He thinks under my plan he’ll have Social Security when he retires!
From Brian C.
It’s funny because it’s true.
Congratulations, Brian C; you win nothing!
FIRST! even if my caption wasnt…
Evidently, to qualify for the finals in the caption contest, your submission has to be less than 500 words and involve fewer than 8 characters. I’ll keep that in mind for the next time.
i agree, Frank, yours was the funniest.
Hooray! Recognition from Frank is enough of a prize for me!
“Mr. Kerry, why did you marry a man?”
— Kids say the darndest things.
sniff
Oh yea, Congrats, Brian C.!
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We’re here at a political rally for Presidential candidate John Kerry. We’ve secretly replaced his veiled plan with a small Latino child. Will he notice the difference? Let’s see!
Some of these are good, but yours was the best. I still laugh out loud when I read it several days later.
Folger’s Coffee Guy – I must confess a mild expulsion of coffee through my nostrils. Beatings for everyone!
what about the ‘Nam flashback one? the eagle claw heart grab? that was hilarious!!
bush is a pimp kerry sucks big time kerry is gay bush is going to win because kerry wants an imcrease of 40 percent in the army and bush just wants it overwith