More of my beloved art!
A new radio ad… possibly the funniest yet!
And, what you’ve all been waiting for, my presidential endorsement!
Archive of entries posted on 28th October 2004
The Left Are Tolerant Unless You’re Different
Here’s a neat article on wearing pro-Kerry atire in Bush-county versus wearing pro-Bush attire in Kerry owned areas.
Bush Talks to the Kids
Bush has stopped by the same elementary school that Kerry did to talk about being President for career day, and I think he schooled those kids good.
The audio is here.
(As always, lots of feedback is appreciated.)
UPDATE:
Q: WHY DOES MY AUDIO CUT OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE SKIT?!
A: If you are using WinAMP, Quicktime, or Windows Media Player and the IMAO audio ends abruptly, the fix is to get the FREE upgrade for the MP3 player you use:
WinAMP:
http://download.nullsoft.com/winamp/client/winamp505_full.exe
Apple Quicktime:
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download
Microsoft Windows Media Player:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/download/download.aspx
If you have trouble hearing any of the dialogue (such as the “fast announcer” at the end of some ads) you can follow along with the closed captioning using the latest version of Microsoft Windows Media Player.
When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:
1. Click on the Play option on the menu at the top of the screen.
2. Click Captions and Subtitles
3. Choose the On if Available option to read the script of the IMAO radio ads.
(See? We are deaf-friendly.)
Draft Ad
If Bush is Reelected, Do You Think the Radical Left’s Heads Will Explode Like in Scanners?
As the election draws nearer, expect even crazier tactics from the Democrats to try and tip the election in their favor. Here are some things they may try:
* Make Michael Moore even fatter, hairier, and nosier to increase his sphere of influence.
* Attack D.C. via the most dangerous weapon known to man – the zeppelin!
* Try to get angry, biting monkeys the vote due to their high Democrat leanings.
* All major media gives full editing control to Terry McAuliffe and James Carville… the ones that haven’t already, that is.
* They offer proof that Bush is Saddam Hussein.
* Have a Halloween contest for scariest costume and everyone shows up as Bush because, ya know, no one is scarier than Bush.
* They trot out an endless parade of floozies who say Bush groped them.
* Get even dumber, shriller celebrities to make hysterical statements about voting (e.g. “If you don’t vote, we could lose gravity as we know it!”)
* Since the 527s haven’t worked… unleash the 528s!
* Every tree in Redwood National Park is cut down and converted into forged documents about Bush’s National Guard service.
* Hide in the closets of nursing homes to scare old folks about Social Security.
* In protest of imagined voter intimidation, sit in front of polling places and set themselves on fire hoping the smell keeps away Republicans.
* Try and prove Bush’s incompetence by stealing explosives in Iraq themselves.
* Claim brutality when they are shot by Marines.
* Go out into the streets and have a screech-a-thon from now until the election.
* Make use of their least tapped special interest group: gay, Latino, handicapped ninjas.