Understanding Ohio.
If you get nothing else from visiting this site (BTW we hope the rash clears up – should be nothing) we hope you get a thorough understanding of Ohio and why so many presidential candidates are hanging out there.
it’s time for a RightWingDuck Educational Primer.
People aren’t sure what to call people from Ohio. Some use Ohioans. Others say Ohohos. Still others use, Ohana hanas. Whatever. As long as the first sounds are Oh.
The word ‘Ohio’ comes from an ancient Indian word meaning, “Damn, but these people are white.”
When the early settlers came to Ohio, they had nothing but a loaf a bread and a couple cans of peanut butter.
They are very stingy in Ohio.
They are almost out of Peanut Butter.
Al Gore could have won Ohio last election – but he screwed up the old joke. He told them, “I’m just like Ohio, I’m round in the middle and high on both ends. ”
This did not sit well with Ohiohos.
No President has ever won the election without Ohio. the other 252 Electoral votes are pretty important too. (Authors note: I don’t know how many electoral votes Ohio has – I don’t feel like looking it up. but 252 sounded funny and that’s all that matters)
The Ohio Buckeye has been the source of confusion and more than a little embarrassment. Nobody is really sure what it is.
This has prompted weird remarks such as, “Buckeyes roasting on an open fire.” and “Ohh. Bad shot. He got it right in the Buckeye.”
Rumor has it that it’s some kind of nut. Other’s think it’s some sort of cat.
Presidents have sucked up to Ohio quite a bit lately. The residents are starting to milk it for all its worth.
Last week, Ohoonas, challenged Kerry to a horse milking contest. Nobody has the heart to tell him that it wasn’t MILK he was drinking there mister!!!
They made George Bush scrub down the local car wash. Poor man didn’t know when to stop. He made $5.00 in tips.
Kerry had an advantage at first because Ohoola-hoolas love Ketchup.
Unfortunately, he blew that advantage when he asked, “What the frig is meatloaf.”
The following week, Meatloaf endorsed Bush and performed at the White House.
There are many other interesting things about Ohio. To learn more – surf the comments section of this post and see what others can share.
Or – visit your local library.
This has been a RightWingDuck Educational Primer. I hope you learned something.
I sure didn’t.

Oh My Kerry (see post below)
Only 16 days remaining to Halloween!!!
It’s coming and of course that means that people will have to figure out what they want to be this year.
I was thinking….
What halloween costumes would you choose for your favorite celebrity?
Michael Moore. He could lose weight, put on a red cap and go as Mt. Saint Helens.
Sean Penn: Team America Puppet
Al Gore: Rosie O’ Donnell costume.
Yep, it’s time to have a Pick A Celebrity and Costume Contest.
Winners decided by me, RightWingDuck. Host of www.rightwingduck.com. A site you should visit every day and mention to everybody you know.
Linkage available to winners along with an Ask RWD question. I’ve never tried that before – if you ask a difficult question I’ll just edit it and make it easy. Or I’ll do like in the debates and answer a completely different question.

The IMAO readers gather at the blog site and look on. What’s happening here?
A gospel Choir Comes out, and sets up. The lead singer steps forward and starts to belt it out…
Lead Singer: Are you ready for a miraaaaaaaaaaaaaacle?
Choir: Help us all be free.
Are you ready for a miracle.
Glory let it be.
Are you ready?
Woooooh.
Are you ready?
wooooo.
Are you ready?
wooooo.
Are you ready?
wooooo.
All together: Areyouready areyouready for a mira-cuuuuuuuuuuuuuul.
Ladies and Gentleman put your hands together, for the man with the plan, for the dude with the ‘tude, for the miracle makin’ mannerisms of…..

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