Bush has stopped by the same elementary school that Kerry did to talk about being President for career day, and I think he schooled those kids good.
The audio is here.
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First??? (Wow!)
I’ll listen in a minute.
i love the part about the fat kid!! LOL!
That one was good. “Quiet france, I’m tired of dealing with you!”
I have to agree with gaskar. This is great stuff Frank! Kudos
I’m getting scared you’re turning into a pinko commie Frank.
Lefty Ads?
Kerry Commercials?
Now some piece poking fun at the beloved France-hater President?
What’s next Adopt-a-monkey telethon?
Snap out of it boy!
Frank,
It seemed that the clip ended prompty. As if there was more and it was cut off…but it was funny!
that was good!
now I want the Buck the Marine segment!
I totally agree with futility!
Buck the Marine or a Rumsfield Strangler ad.
I just got around to listening to the Kerry in the classroom bit. I think that bastard is plagerizing Daschle. I remember an IMW where Daschle said some of those same things a couple of years ago. Plagerism was enough to DQ Biden a couple of elections back. Any way we can DQ Kerry?
Buck the Marine! Buck the Marine!
“What do you like most about your job?”
“I’d have to say the killin’..”
Heh
We want Buck!
I can neither confirm nor deny that both a Buck AND Rumsfeld “Career Day” bit is in the works…
…however, I will confirm that the more radio stations that play Frank J’s “IMAO Audio,” the more audio he can produce.
CALL YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION/TALK SHOW HOST AND TELL THEM ABOUT http://IMAO.US
“But, uh, without homework, how are we ever going to lea-”
“Quiet France, I’m tired of dealing with you!”
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“I don’t know. It helps if your father was president.”
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“No, not you. You’re too fat.”
Great stuff, Frank.
Stick to the radio ads for Kerry, those are much more humorous. Do you remember the show called, “That’s My Bush?” Well, it tanked after a few short episodes. I think Bush humor gets really old really quickly – your In My World renditions a notable exception – especially when you can hear someone mocking Bush’s voice/way of talking.
If the Washington Times story pans out, it’s GAME OVER. The WMD mystery will be solved, and laid at the feet of the Russians and Syrians. Now THIS is how you pull an October Surprise. Go George!
I like the IMW and these ads. I’d rather hear the President than the Kerry.
And so what if the President attacks Kyrgystan? Anne Coulter suggested America do that 2 years ago.
YEAH! Today Kyrgystan, tomorrow the MOON!
If you’re blind, use the voice-activated Accessibility function built into your Mac OSX or Windows XP operating system to click on the link to the MP3 and crank up the volume on your computer speakers.
Nice try but I was ready for that one.
Oh, and Linux programmers hate the blind and all people with physical handicaps. Linux programmers also believe in a one-world government and animal sacrifice. Please don’t use Linux.
Yeah, ok, most of them probably do, but not this one. Maybe I just don’t program enough to get corrupted. The ones you really have to watch out for are the *BSD types. Heh.
Since you bring it up…
Linux Braille Display: BRLTTY
Also: Talking Linux for the Blind
Frank J’s “IMAO For the Non-Deaf” skits are getting some play on morning radio shows!
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