It’s Sunday, so I’ll soon have a new excerpt from the book of Tobit up – this one about his confrontation with Satan! I just need to find my Bible (I know it’s somewhere under all these porn magazines…).
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Hodie Dies Solis est, itaque novam lectionem e libro Tobi mox offeram, quae de pugna cum Satano est! Utinam Bibliam Sacram inveniam (quae certe alicubi sub libris pornographicis est)
desculpe, no faolo Portuguese.
I always said if you can order a steak, a beer, and ask for directions to the men’s room, you are functionally literate in any language.
I’m going to second the notion that you typically find guys hiding the porn under ‘socially acceptable’ stuff that no one will actually pick up and look at. Or that may be just because I’m female and most guys have an instinct to hide that around three dimensional women.
Hodie Dies Solis est, itaque novam lectionem e libro Tobi mox offeram, quae de pugna cum Satano est! Utinam Bibliam Sacram inveniam (quae certe alicubi sub libris pornographicis est)
Oh, yeah…
Primus!
First in English!
Premier a francais!
Pierszwe po polsku!!
Erste Auf Deutsch!
First in Southern, Y’all!
My, my, Frank… does SarahK know about your little addiction?
primero en espanol.
mal, mal efranke jota. necesitamos a hablar ahora.
desculpe, no faolo Portuguese.
I always said if you can order a steak, a beer, and ask for directions to the men’s room, you are functionally literate in any language.
irst-fay in-ay ig-pay atin-lay!
Someone do Klingon!
I guess I am missing something. I just don’t get what Frank is trying to say with these “tobit” posts. Can someone help me out?
protos sta ellinika!
Fo-izzle in the hizzle, yo!
Apoye en Español.
Frank, debe saber que tu siempre debe esconder las revistas adultas BAJO la Biblia…
D’oh… segundo en Español.
(Lo siento. No he utilizado Español en el mucho tiempo.)
Esimene eesti keeles!
Y cyntaf yn Cymraeg!
Pervyi po russki!
Ensimmäinen suomeksi!
(that’s it, outta languages)
Last?
Not quite jonag 🙂
wa’Dich Daq tlhIngan
wIj joH’a’ Dev ‘ej jIH tlha’
Primo in Italiano!
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I’m going to second the notion that you typically find guys hiding the porn under ‘socially acceptable’ stuff that no one will actually pick up and look at. Or that may be just because I’m female and most guys have an instinct to hide that around three dimensional women.
ummmm… so, “no” then?
Gullyborg – other than being funny, I don’t know what the motivation is.
And umm, erste auf Deutsch!
Ooops. Zweiter auf Deutsch, turns out.
tretiy po russki
beo: gdye mnye mozhno nakhodit’ fakticheskikh cyrillic kharekterov s angliskymi klyuchami?
Tovareeshch!
Gullyborg, he’s not trying to say anything with the Tobit posts. He is trying to make you laugh.