In one of the battleground states, an elementary school was having a career day. Kerry thus stopped by to explain what it’s like to be a Senator.
Audio of the event is here.
For balance, Bush will speak to the class about being President, and I’ll have that audio for you when available.

balance? but you’re unfair, unbalanced, unmedicated! next you’re gonna tell us you’re fair!
and LOL, “owie”.
You have out done yourselves this time !!!
This is GREAT !
But, who explained to Mr. Kerry ‘what it’s like to be a Senator’?
Thank you,
Chad Dimples
“To be a politician, first become a lawyer because it helps to erode away your soul”
That should be on a bumpersticker!
when I play the recording I only get part of it. Do I need to wait longer or what?
If the ending is cut-off, you need and updated player.
Q: WHY DOES MY AUDIO CUT OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE SKIT?!
A: If you are using WinAMP, Quicktime, or Windows Media Player and the IMAO for the Non-Deaf audio abrubtly ends, please get the FREE upgrade for the player you use:
WinAMP:
http://download.nullsoft.com/winamp/client/winamp505_full.exe
Apple Quicktime:
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download
Microsoft Windows Media Player:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/download/download.aspx
Also, if you have trouble understanding some of the audio (e.g. the “fast announcer” at the end of the ads), Windows users can follow along with the closed captioning with the latest version of Microsoft Media Player.
When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:
1. Click on the Play option on the menu at the top of the screen.
2. Click Captions and Subtitles
3. Choose the On if Available option to read the script of the IMAO radio ads.
i used jetAudio (freeware version) and heard it and laughed my [pinkytoe] off!
plus got a written transcript of the ad while i was listening! yay jetAudio!
I think this correctly falls under the heading, “My honor student beat up France”