To make up for my selling out, I helped write a radio ad for Bush, but, as is his character, he ended up adlibbing most of it.
Anyway, here is the radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.
lol! that was great! murders prostitutes for fun! i thought that was solely a ben affleck thing…guess it transcends to all democrats, especially those from Massachusetts.
As one of IMAO’s few token Democrats, I take great offense at that ad. Who is the flip-waffler, hmmm? First it’s “John Kerry eats babies,” then it’s “John Kerry murders prostitutes for fun.” Which is it? It can’t be both: you can’t eat a baby while you’re murdering a prostitute, it’s not humanly possible.
[Shut up! He is too human! So is she! You all are just capitalist drones hypnotized by the bushitler and darthRover!!!11!!!11!1]
Oh. ahem Sorry. Channeling a DUer for a moment there, I guess. Apologies to all. I’m fine. Nothing to see here. Go on. Move along…
What about a baby prostitute? Bet you didn’t think about that one.
A baby prostitute? Oh, come on, now, don’t be absurd. He’d get stuck in a loop: “Eat:Murder? Eat:Murder? Eat:Murder?” and never do anything!
A baby prostitute. Indeed.
Heh.
Just out of curiosity which of the last couple of ads do you think is funnier? The John Edwards “Terrorists Have Bad Hair” ad or the George W. Bush “Hungry Hungry Hippo Tax Plan” ad?
The boys in the studio have a running bet…
yea that baby prostitute thing is frickin’ sick and ‘tarded.
but it did make me think of Groundhog Day, how he got stuck in a loop too.
Ya’ll are twisted lil monkey turds!!!
Bushippo is funnier.
John Kerry plays both robots when he plays rock’m sock’m robots. He can’t play the hippo game, because one hippo always gets more marbles, and that’s just wrong.
Why are people complaining about that draft ad? That chick is smokin’.
First!
hungry,hungry hippos! hahaha. I love it. but I love the “murders prostitues” even better!
lol! that was great! murders prostitutes for fun! i thought that was solely a ben affleck thing…guess it transcends to all democrats, especially those from Massachusetts.
I wonder how many dead prostitutes he can fit in the back of one of Terezaaaaaaaaaa’s SUVs?
LOL!
I approved what I just said.
Well that settles it. I’m voting for Bush.
I wish I still had my Rock-um Sock-um Robots. I would put George Bush and John Kerry faces on them and let them fight it out for president.
I’d pay to see that
As one of IMAO’s few token Democrats, I take great offense at that ad. Who is the flip-waffler, hmmm? First it’s “John Kerry eats babies,” then it’s “John Kerry murders prostitutes for fun.” Which is it? It can’t be both: you can’t eat a baby while you’re murdering a prostitute, it’s not humanly possible.
[Shut up! He is too human! So is she! You all are just capitalist drones hypnotized by the bushitler and darthRover!!!11!!!11!1]
Oh. ahem Sorry. Channeling a DUer for a moment there, I guess. Apologies to all. I’m fine. Nothing to see here. Go on. Move along…
What about a baby prostitute? Bet you didn’t think about that one.
What about a baby prostitute? Bet you didn’t think about that one.
A baby prostitute? Oh, come on, now, don’t be absurd. He’d get stuck in a loop: “Eat:Murder? Eat:Murder? Eat:Murder?” and never do anything!
A baby prostitute. Indeed.
Heh.
Just out of curiosity which of the last couple of ads do you think is funnier? The John Edwards “Terrorists Have Bad Hair” ad or the George W. Bush “Hungry Hungry Hippo Tax Plan” ad?
The boys in the studio have a running bet…
yea that baby prostitute thing is frickin’ sick and ‘tarded.
but it did make me think of Groundhog Day, how he got stuck in a loop too.
Ya’ll are twisted lil monkey turds!!!
Bushippo is funnier.
John Kerry plays both robots when he plays rock’m sock’m robots. He can’t play the hippo game, because one hippo always gets more marbles, and that’s just wrong.
Why are people complaining about that draft ad? That chick is smokin’.
Who did the Bush voice? It’s pretty good.
Thanks for the compliment. I do all the voices and production work for Frank J. audio bits.
you cant really kill a prostitute, they are allready dead inside
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