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Biden Slurs His Way Thru UN Speech, Fighting the Teleprompter and Going Into Brain Freeze
Red State | 9/19/2023 | Nick Arama

Joe Biden was giving a speech before the UN General Assembly on Tuesday. So you know it’s time to hold your breath and hope he doesn’t say anything too egregious while he’s on such a big stage.

Biden then managed to say the quiet part out loud — it was necessary to work with China, and “Nowhere is that more critical than in accelerating the climate crisis.”

Then came the battles with incoherence and the teleprompter, with Biden slurring his words.

He said “for one day” his administration has treated the climate crisis as an “existential threat.”

He didn’t seem to understand that he got it scrambled and what was written was likely “from day one.”

A comment on the internet:

“If he was drunk, he could sober up.”

Fan Fiction Friday

Bob B invented this concept, and I’m running with it.

Dear Fan Fiction Friday:

Mika spoke to me in very familiar terms, while she unbuttoned her satin blouse and unhooked her delicate undergarments. Her gyrations caused a most embarrassing situation. Her shouts did not help — but did not hurt, either! It has been fourteen days now, and I think I have gotten her out of my system.

Babesleaga Group V : Week 7 : Rachel Weisz vs Florence Pugh

Good morning, the last week is upon us.

Rachel Weisz vs Florence Pugh

Rachel Weisz (4-2-0 Pts. 389 Avg. 64.83)

  • Defeated Gemma Arterton 63-61
  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-jones 48-79
  • Defeated Reese Witherspoon 73-58
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 88-39
  • Defeated Karen Gillan 68-62
  • Lost to Eva Green 49-61

VS

Florence Pugh (1-5-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 36.17)

  • Lost to Reese Witherspoon 41-87
  • Lost to Gemma Arterton 32-82
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 72-55
  • Lost to Eva Green 31-105
  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-Jones 25-89
  • Lost to Karen Gillan 16-87

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Babesleagas Recap

Hi everyone. While you await my return (hopefully) from my vacation let’s recap all the past winners. If you hadn’t been voting from the start here is our past winners and groups. We have evolved our information presentation so the older groups have abbreviated stats compared to the ongoing groups.

Division 1

Group A : Morena Baccarin as Inara Serra

Group B : Evangeline Lilly as The Wasp

Group C : Katherine Ross

Group D : Shakira

Group E : Jane Seymour

Group F : Grace Kelly

Group G : Michelle Pfeiffer

Group H : Joan Severance

Divivion 1 Winners Group

Division 1 : Morena Baccarin

Division 2

Group I : Alexandra Tydings

Group J : Farrah Fawcett

Group K : Linda Ronstadt

Group L : Kathy Ireland

Group M : Margot Robie

Group N : Tie

Group N Playoff winner : Carla Harvey

Group O : Mia Sara

Group P : Milla Jovovich

Division 2 Winners Group

Division 2 : Milla Jovovich

Division 3

Group Q : Elizabeth Hurley

Group R : Kaley Cuoco

Group S : Rita Hayworth

Group T : Elizabeth Shue

Group U : Kate Beckinsale

So here we are. Three more groups until our next division playoff. Hope Everyone is enjoying themselves.

Babesleaga Group V : Week 5 : Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Florence Pugh

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Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Florence Pugh

Catherine Zeta-Jones (4-0-0 Pts. 323 Avg. 80.75)

  • Defeated Eva Green 76-54
  • Defeated Rachel Weisz 79-48
  • Defeated Gemma Arterton 87-38
  • Defeated Karen Gillan 81-71

VS

Florence Pugh (1-3-0 Pts, 176 Avg. 44.00)

  • Lost to Reese Witherspoon 41-87
  • Lost to Gemma Arterton 32-82
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 72-55
  • Lost to Eva Green 31-105

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Si Swimsuit Madness : Results Round 2, Matches 33 & 34. New Round 2, Matches 35 & 36.

Hi guys we are just 2 matches shy of finishing the first 2 rounds of the Tournament in both the winners and losers brackets. After this week we will start up the next 16 models of the field of 64. There will be a slight interruption while Mr. Walrus vacays in Vegas but more on that later. Now, on to the matches.

Results

Round 2 Match 33

Caroline Marks 138 Defeats Chrissy Tiegen 86

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Round 2 Match 34

Danielle Herrington 179 Defeats Christie Valdeserri 19

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Round 2 Match 35

Erin Willerton vs Genie Bouchard

Erin Willerton

  • Lost to Genevieve Morton 43-116

VS

Genie Bouchard

  • Lost to Georgia Gibbs 62-110

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Round 2 Match 36

Gigi Hadid vs Hailey Kalil

Gigi Hadid

  • Lost to Hailey Clauson 54-125

VS

Hailey Kalil

  • Lost to Hannah Ferguson 50-121

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Eva Green vs Florence Pugh

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Eva Green vs Florence Pugh

Eva Green (1-2-0 Pts. 208 Avg. 69.33)

  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-Jones 54-76
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 92-33
  • Lost to Karen Gillan 62-68

VS

Florence Pugh (1-2-0 Pts. 145 Avg. 48.33)

  • Lost to Reese Witherspoon 41-87
  • Lost to Gemma Arterton 32-82
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 72-55

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Reese Witherspoon vs Gemma Arterton

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Reese Witherspoon vs Gemma Arterton

Reese Witherspoon (1-2-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 62.67)

  • Defeated Florence Pugh 87-41
  • Lost to Karen Gillan 43-79
  • Lost to Rachel Weisz 58-73

VS

Gemma Arterton (1-2-0 Pts. 181 Avg. 60.33)

  • Lost to Rachel Weisz 61-63
  • Defeated Florence Pugh 82-32
  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-Jones 38-87

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Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Mr. Walrus it appears we had a little mix up this week.”

“”Oh?”

“Yes. We posted my winner in Miss Welch’s thread by mistake.”

“Oh deary me.”

“Yes, so we are going to list her winner here.”

“And that will make it all better.”

Winner

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