I get a decent amount of spam comments to IMAO, where they try feebly to look like normal comments but are usually to really old posts and include some link to some odd site. Still, they in make me feel special in some way, yet I never even try and respond to them, which seems rude. You really all could learn something from these comments, so here are some I’ve collected:
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Thank you. This is what we strive for at IMAO: Descriptive write ups on particular concerns that avoid nonsense so both you and Your spouse can enjoy them.
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I don’t know if I would describe the wealthfrom this blog as “good”, but perhaps “fair”.
Couldn?t be written any better. Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing!
One of the things we strive for most at IMAO is reuniting people with old roommates. I hope when you forward the blog post to him, he have extra good read! Oh, the times you shall remember!
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I didn’t quite understand this to begin with. But when I read it a second time, it all added up in my mind. Thanks for the idea. Certainly something to spend some time on.
When things don’t added up in my mind, I stop and say to myself, “You know, dogs don’t actually talk, so maybe it’s not a good idea to listen to that dog and kill those people.” I hope that similar to idea I give you.
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Yes, but in Soviet Russia, governments learn YOU!
Not fair, Frank. You gotta tell us which article this comment came from. Did you get it recently in response to the Lion eating post? Was it one of the many Obama-Bucket Head posts that reminded her of her room mate? Mebbe he had a sexual attraction to Helen Thomas and would not shut up about her many womanly wiles. Could it be that her room mate was obsessed with dinosaurs with laser guns and spent all his waking hours drawing them on the dorm room wall? Good gosh, perhaps her room mate was European; that would open up an endless possibility of articles praising the virtues of all things European. You know, she’s no longer in touch with this creep. My best guess is that she always fantasized about sending his monkey butt to the moon and nuking it.
A Yakov Smirnoff reference! Awesome!
It?s clear that question marks are superior for grammar excellent idea thank you Eastern European man or perhaps Nigerian.
This read was good blog. can you share this comment with people later?
I want to write a comment about how much this post made me laugh, but I’m finding it difficult to not make it sound like any of the comments you referred to in the post itself.
This writing make many me not so interest. I am forward to my old room mate because I think he am not like it and still owe me €23 phone bill.
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Are you sure these comments weren’t from Not-So-Scary or Evil Monkey?
I think your time spent on blog would be better spend “investigating” the Sarah Palin but what do I know I?m just a a concerned Christian conservative from a swing state who likes to spend time with other, masculine, strong, concerned Christian conservative men who like to watch football and talk about our deep fear of Sarah Palin.
Very nice article I agree with your premise that the period is created by Satan and should be used lightly the run on sentence with no commas is very heplful don’t you think when laying off large cities listening to rock and roll while conducting missile drills and playing vuvuzelas I don’t like the vuvuzela but when used properly can be used to cause the deaths of wild rabbits and your round American wife can cook them for you in the kitchen in her recreational vehicle.
My real name is whatever I say my real name is perhaps MarkoMancuso perhaps Red Grange perhaps Dudley W. Morton but it is certainly not Sarah Palin.
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Gee, those comments make less sense than my posts. Which is a very, very scary thought.
LOL! A MarkoMancuso by any other name would still be a Markomancuso.
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I’ve got to quit coming over here. I’m developing tiny crushes on all you freaks.
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As the old saying goes: Better the MarkoMancuso you know than the one you don’t.
At least I think the saying was about MarkoMancuso…well, at least someone very similar, I’m sure of that.
Is it just me or does this look strangly like a MarkoMancuso post?
LOL, Robin. Sometimes, my ‘internals’ just hurt after reading here.
I wonder if Frank knows that? But then, I think we all laugh easily (either that or I’m just weird).
Here’s one I got today –
“dispenses utilize a great website decent Gives bless you for the hard work to help out everyone”
I am torn. Funny to poke at broken English…. not funny to mock some of the few foreigners who dont drink the anti-American kool-aid.
I cant comment on talking dogs, but if your cat tells you to try grabbing the masseuse or sneak into the zoo’s polar bear exhibit at night for some “inter-species bonding” dont do it.
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About half way through I was afraid one of the few comments I’ve made here was going to be next. Not sure why but not a good feeling.
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Why can’t you say something nice instead of being a smartass? Who are you?
What on earth is the point of spamming in comments?
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