…finishing his novel about a young 19th century girl traveling across the country looking for a prairie to build a little house made from the bodies of her victims she collected by working as an assassin for a shady government agency that uses her because of her lack of concience.
Punching a hippie!
Frank J. will celebrate his birthday tomorrow by…
doing anything he wants.
…checking to see if he’s old enough to run as Trump’s VP.
…tripping the light fandango. https://youtu.be/5u_8oAYKr4o
Who’s Frank?
…enjoying walnuts in his cookies.
…spending the day watching the Golden Girls marathon on the Hallmark Channel.
…going to his party at Chuck E. Cheese’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLYWQ1GymLQ
. . . nuking the moon.
. . . not posting anything here.
. . . telling us once again to buy his book.
…finishing his novel about a young 19th century girl traveling across the country looking for a prairie to build a little house made from the bodies of her victims she collected by working as an assassin for a shady government agency that uses her because of her lack of concience.
Frank J. will celebrate his birthday tomorrow by…
…attending a Trump rally and punching all the hippies that show up. (shakes fist at DamnCat)
…get his cat fixed. (I’m looking at you DamnCat)
…play chess… (if you like Mel Brooks, you know the rest)
Well let’s play chess.
…fighting for his princess.
(queue Super Mario Bros. theme…)
I was thinking more Princess of Mars, but okay.
“…doing the same thing he does every night…TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!…NARF!!!”
EAT LOTS OF BACON!!!
Snagging an ever so coveted Glenn Beck interview live and in person for 6 hours!
Frank J. will celebrate his birthday tomorrow by…
firmly committing to his government mandated bathroom “gender” to obtain his Toilet ID.
…visiting the grave of The Unknown
SoldierBlogger.On stage in the play “Marcel Marceau Channels Andy Kaufman In Black Bolt, The Musical”.
Lighting a hippie on fire for each year in his age, and making a wish.