Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
Hillary Clinton wiping things with a cloth.
Michael Moore sitting down on a router.
…reallocation of bandwidth to “preferred” users…
…angry birds…
…reaction to a tweet by President Trump…
…Booooosh!
…Russian Hackers.
Russian Hackers colluding with Trump!!1!1 Impeach!!1! Impeach now!!1!1! [Inarticulate gargles of rage.] [Which would make a good name for a rock band.] [Their acronym would be IGOR.]
I’ve always wondered how liberals square the circle on accusing [Name of Republican/Conservative] with conducting the most seriously complicated plots and machinations imaginable while at the same time accusing them of being too dumb to tie their own shoelaces.
…some guy named Carrington.
Took me a minute.
(As in Carrrington Event, right?)
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
the Book Publishing industry
… any combination of climate change, Bush or tax credits for the wealthy
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
a d*mn CAT video!
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing.
Not Damncat, a damn CAT. My bad. Actually though I hadn’t really parsed all the possibilities there.
…Haarp.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
a herring!
Bismarck was a hewing.
So it was a denial of cervix attack because — let’s face it, fellows — it was pooped?
Every thing below the server…Kaput!
They sank the Bismarck, so that’s not it.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
some low level DNC IT staffer from Pakistan.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
GODZILLA!
..one of Hillarys’ never found servers.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
Me. Sorry, my bad. I never uploaded a jpeg file before.
Johnny, in the air traffic control tower, saying “Just kidding!”
Look! There’s a sale at Penny’s!
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
I am not saying it was Aliens but, it was Aliens.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
Liberals over reacting to a meaningless bit of… Oh, it was “outage” not “outrage”. My bad. Never mind.
…an AI program that watched “War Games” and decided to try tic-tac-toe.
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
the hamster dying.
Kim Jong Un juggling kittens
Trump and Xi rubbing big yellow baloons on their heads and giving each other static electric ‘pokes’.
Unfortunately, the last one Trump did was, in Xi’s own words-
YUGE!!! MAN I LOVE THIS GUY!!!
… a Cigarette Smoking Man.
…crossing the streams!
…they fed Al Gore after midnight!
Gerbils
Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…
…Net Neutrality.
…Klaatu.
…government programs.
…forgive me, I was downloading a lot of quality pR0n.
LEEROY JENKINS
Gilligan got off the island and bumped a router when he got off the wharf.
pR0n sites experiencing a denial of cervix attack.