People are saying when the baby is born I’ll like her even more than my iPad, but that’s hard to believe.
If O’Donnell were to fall down and hurt herself on the campaign trail, would she have to go to a witchdoctor?
Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Community won over Big Bang Theory… to be watched first. Two shows in a competing timeslot is a pretty quaint concept nowadays.
Bob Woodward wants to follow me around and write a book about me. Should I let him?
So in praising Christine O’Donnell’s opponent, Chris Coons, Harry Reid said, “He’s my pet.” That guy just doesn’t know how to not be creepy. And here’s some other things he said in praise of Coons:
OTHER THINGS HARRY REID SAID IN PRAISE OF COONS
* “I want to keep him in a pit and make him put the lotion on the skin.”
* “Please make him Senator! I promise to walk him every day!”
* “I wish we could both die side-by-side in a fiery car wreck so we could always be together.”
* “I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.”
* “Tee hee. It makes me giggle when he eats from my hand.”
* “When I gaze into his eyes, I finally understand why some people turn to murder-suicide.”
* “I wish I had a miniature version of him I could keep in my pocket at all times.”
* “I just want to lick his face! Don’t you want to lick his face?”
