Random Thoughts
A house bit me during the full moon. I hope it wasn’t a werehouse.
One of the main features of mammals is hair, but we, the most advanced mammal, have relatively little hair. Weird. I guess hair is great and all, but once you can figure out how to sharpen a rock to use as a tool, there’s just less use for it. And futuristic people and aliens are often portrayed as bald. The more advanced your technology, the even less you need hair.
In this situation, we should ask ourselves, “What would Ron Paul do?” And then what to do if kung fu fighting invisible ninjas doesn’t work.
So how many dictatorships has Obama saved or created?
That’s it! I’m running away from home and joining the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad!
My stupid dog has no appreciations of fine wines. You don’t just lap them up, idjit.
Kangaroo courts are as bad as they say. Prosecuting kangaroos get to badger witnesses and ask leading questions. Also, lots of hopping.
If being a man is too much for Obama, could he at least aim for butch lesbian?
For all we know, Sanford could be being attacked by a polar bear as we tweet. Did they check the shadow of the statue?
We’ve gone from: “You can’t expect Obama to speak out” to “You can’t expect him to not negotiate” to “Let’s have a fun party together!”
Best 4th of July celebration would be personally strangling the bastards.
Brutally murdering people isn’t enough to lose a party invitation from Obama. Kinda puts his relationship with Ayers in a new light.
New hard line from Obama: If Iran continues its brutal behavior, no sprinkles at the ice cream social.
Can we all calm down and admit that nothing that’s happened in Iran is worth people’s feelings getting hurt over not getting a party invite?
Obama’s actions remind me of all the great leaders who stood silent during massive atrocities.
It’s so wrong to find it funny that Perez Hilton got beaten up, but I CAN’T HELP IT!
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June 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
“werehouse”
I don’t know! You had it last! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I slay myself.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 am
“werehouse” ……there house. /young frankenstein
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
So how many dictatorships has Obama saved or created?
one to many dictatorships.
If being a man is too much for Obama, could he at least aim for butch lesbian?
yes then we could address him and his wife as the first gay couple in the white house…….oh wait can I still say white house?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 am
Frank is mangling the English language again. Clearly, this is what happens when you Tweet too much, or not enough.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 am
I’ve read that we actually have as many hairs as other primates, but they’re relatively small, puny, hairs.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 am
The worst thing about kangaroo courts is that they can punch you in the face with their boxing gloves.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Werehouse. Dangit, Frank, I’m gonna hafta buy a new keyboard. Thanks a heap.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
Perez Hilton was beat up? Maybe he just forgot the stop word.
Barack can’t be the butch lesbian of the the White House – Michelle done sucked all the air out of that room.
Nokia and Siemens are under pressure from Iran to give them more ability to spy on protesters cell phones and distribute misinformation through the protester’s accounts. If they cave on that aspect, they should be boycotted permanently.
Speaking of, a friend works at a clinic where they have a Siemens MRI and they also test for drugs. When a tech heard that “The Siemens technician” was coming over, she responded, “Oh, we test for that too now?” Sadly, she wasn’t joking. Remember that next time you seek help from the medical community, or think how it could go in the future.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 am
My stupid dog has no appreciations of fine wines. You don’t just lap them up, idjit.
I knew that I was doing something wrong.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
Me thinks random thought #2 is way over the 144 character limit of Twitter. So are these now truly random thoughts and not disguised Tweets?
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
“Prosecuting kangaroos get to badger witnesses …”
Can’t say as I blame them – prosecuting kangaroos would get to me too. Not that I’d belive anything a badger says – even if he is on the witness stand….the weasels.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
PammyV – I believe that is multiple tweets disguised as one random thought.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:18 am
We may not have much hair, but the problem I have is that the older I get I am losing it where I need it (on my head) and am getting it where I don’t need it (in my ears, nose etc.). What’s up with that?
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:29 am
You’re must be living in a werehouse, ussjc. Now, for me, my head hair has turned gray but all over the rest of my body is this ever-thickening mat of black guard hair !! Owooooo! (This is possibly the reason I’m not attracting the umen – they don’t like hair on the body.)
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:33 am
I’ve never bought any Black Eyed Peas CD’s because quite frankly I’ve never been impressed by their music. However I’ve now earmarked $200.00 of my meager government provided budget just to buy some of their CD’s….they are my new favorite group….and their manager is my new favorite manager. And Perez Hilton….well he’s still just a punk-ass, foul mouth little jerk-off who got what he so justly deserved. Earth to Perez….you can insult women and get away with it especially conservative women, but not so with men, you might get a fist in your face, and if you do get a fist in your face please keep your pathetic whining to yourself. .
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
Speak for yourself! Werewolverines!!!
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Obama already has a butch dyke. Janet Nepalitano.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Aren’t the kung fu fighting invisible ninjas just a portion of the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad?>>>”Well you Honor(Waltzing Matilda), the monkey chased the weasel all around the mulberry bush, then the weasel just popped that monkey with some sort of Ray Gun. Really, that what happens when you think it’s all in fun!”>>>Ron Paul would vote against it.(Not necessarily a bad thing)>>> What if Frank J. runs away from home, and finds out that the Blonde with the gun is already a part of Dick Cheney’s Assassination Squad?>>> My dumb dog has no appreciation of fine wine, but then, I guess I shouldn’t expect too much from one that regularly licks his own behind (and genitals). I think he would have voted for O-bah-muhh too.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
USSJimmyCarter, it’s just migrating south for the long, cold winter of old age
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June 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
“It’s so wrong to find it funny that Perez Hilton got beaten up, but I CAN’T HELP IT!”
It’s wrong? Quite the opposite, actually. Reading the news story about Perez Hilton getting punched actually gave me some hope that there are still some remnants of sanity left in the world.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
It’s so wrong to find it funny that Perez Hilton got beaten up, but I CAN’T HELP IT!
give the person who gave perez a beat down a huge friggin medal! and yes it funny.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I had to look for the Article about Perez Hilton getting beatdown just so I could add the link on Facebook with the heading, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”
June 24th, 2009 at 12:10 am
@ Kent (#8): Wasn’t Siemens a favorite of the Third Reich?
June 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
He already did – twice. That’s how he got his children!
… and I fixed that for you. Names should be capitalized, after all.