That Vigilant Obama

Posted on June 11, 2009 12:13 pm

Who said he couldn’t talk to Obama because of “them Jews”? No, not the Holocaust Museum shooter, it was Barack Obama’s pastor for twenty years, Jeremiah Wright. Now Obama is saying, “We must remain vigilant against anti-Semitism and prejudice in all its forms” and I keep thinking about how that speech would be better with Wright standing by his side.

OBAMA: “We must remain vigilant and look out for anti-Semites.”

WRIGHT: “If I had an aunt who was a Semite, I’d beat her with a baseball bat!”

OBAMA: “Oh, hi, reverend. I didn’t even notice you there. Did you want to say something about this tragedy.”

WRIGHT: “Yeah, why was that crazy cracker shooting up a museum? If he wanted to shoot Jews, he should have shot up a bank.”

OBAMA: “And is there any wisdom from the Bible that can help us in this occasion?”

WRIGHT: “Hell if I know. The CIA is trying to give me AIDS.”

OBAMA: (laughs) “You’re a cut-up, Jeremiah. I can no more disown you than I can the black community.”

If Obama really wants to unite people, maybe he can take those who want to kill Jews and blacks and those who want to kill Jews and whitey and get them to meet together and hash out their white/black difference on focus on just killing the Jews. He can get his buddy Ahmadinejad to help out.

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8 Responses to “That Vigilant Obama”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

  2. Basil says:

    Hold on a second. If they get together and kill all the Jews, you’ll have a bunch of dead Jews lying around. Who’s going to clean that up? The Mexicans?

  3. Plentyobailouts says:

    #2 — I bout caused a fire from spewing coffee all over.

    Do you suppose that afterward we could give the mexicans Yamicas?

  4. storm1911 says:

    Give Teh One a break. It’s hard to be vigilant with a bucket stuck on his head.

  5. Plentyobailouts says:

    If that classless disgrace in the White House tries to block the CIA from giving jerimiah wright AIDS,
    I hope he fails.

  6. Peren says:

    Wouldn’t it be more efficient to take all the people who hate Jews and blacks and all the people who hate Jews and whites and have them kill each other?

  7. 4 of 7 says:

    It’s funny, but the haters never seem interested in a straight up, out in the open, toe to toe fight to the death.
    Perhaps the Jews could draw them out by offering to fight the winners.

  8. John says:

    That speech would have been an awesome IMW…

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