Robama
Have you seen Disney’s new robot Obama:
I like him a lot better than regular Obama and think we should consider him for president instead. Think of the advantages.
ADVANTAGES OF ROBAMA OVER REGULAR OBAMA
* More consistent.
* Shows no fear.
* Can speak without aid of a teleprompter.
* Can be programmed to tell the truth.
* Has better friends and associates (other robot presidents).
* Bulletproof.
Something to think about.
(17 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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July 6th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Shoot it! It’s a Replicator!
July 6th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
* Stick a screwdriver into the slot on his rear end, and one can adjust his balls to appropriately deal with whatever crisis America is facing at the moment.
July 6th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I thought the real obama was a robot. A badly programmed malfunctioning robot.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The Obama in the White House is NOT a robot. Remember the First Law: A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
oh yeah I forgot about the three laws my bad. So maybe the real obama is one of those lizard people then….a sleestak in human form.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
But, where’s his ever-present teleprompter, Disney?
July 6th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
The teleprompter is attached to the eye sockets. Robama still has that irritating speech pattern, though, and over-gesticulates. The biggest plus — you can cut his power source.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Ugh…if the REAL founding fathers could see this abomination (or obamanation, if you prefer), they’d be rolling in their graves.
And no, the real Obama is not a robot, nor is he a lizard person. He’s a puppet, and Harry Reid and Princess Pelosi are the ones who pull his strings. Or have their heads up his ass…
July 6th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Bulletproof….when you consider who is number two and three in the line of succession behind the Prez you better pray the real Obama is bulletproof too.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Well, they got the ears right, but the skin tone looks more like MJ that BO!
July 6th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
When nobody’s looking it snorts roboblow off a robomirror.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I want to know if it gets buckets stuck on it’s head like the real obama……then it would be more life like
July 6th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
His ears aren’t big enough, maybe Disney can borrow Dumbo’s ears. I be dun seen ’bout everything, when I see O-bah-muhh fly.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
You forgot to mention the most obvious one: Robama got the oath right!
July 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
When Robama tries to look rather unlike a traitor next to the real American Presidents, I hope it fails.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
* Doesn’t screw up the oath
July 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
The picture makes it look like a bleck Doggie Houser. If the wind blows, does the robot one fly too? The robot one doesn’t raise your taxes, then tax you on the tax increase.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Having a likeness of that classless disgrace displayed with actual presidents is offensive and disgraceful. It should be displayed witht the carter dummy and the dumpster diving chubby chaser clinton.
July 6th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Gee, I just followed a link to this site from Hot Air, having never been to this site before. I sure am glad I found it, I think I’ll keep reading this site forever and ever.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Obama is apparently doing his best to be more and more like Arnold Schwartzeneger. First the Disney talking Robaminator, next a federal government following in the fiscal footsteps of Kahleefornia. Judgment Day is swiftly approaching. Where is John Conner?
July 6th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
It took days of programming to get the Jefferson robot to stop trying to beat the shit out of the Obama robot.
July 6th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I think Disney will regret this after Obama demonstrates even to the thickest skulls that he’s Jimmy Carter on steroids. At that point, what? Imagine if the’d made a roboBush right after 9/11 and his popularity faded like it did, how they’d regret that. Then they’d be accused of racism when they changed it or removed it. I hate that they treat this as the final evolution of presidency in this display, though. Like this is the ideal, when it’s the very thing the founders rebelled against and the soldiers in many wars fought and died to prevent.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Obama’s leaving a trail of disgrace for the U. S. Like a snail on a sidewalk.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Let’s make Robama the monorail conductor.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:51 am
The problem is, however, that if Robama desides to destroy this country there will be no stopping him.
Oh, wait, we already have that problem.
July 7th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I actually like this version of Obama. He’s not as stiff or gaffe-prone as the original.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
You guy’s forgot the best part, this version of Obama comes with an off switch!
July 7th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
He bends to the left and starts to reach for something on that little table …
crack pipe?