All the Navy SEALs were found not guilty of abusing a terrorist. You might think that’s a good outcome, except the defense proved they didn’t punch the terrorist. So basically a terrorist went away unpunched. How does that happen? Terrorists are even worse than hippies; of course they should be punched. This is the military Obama wants — ones where terrorists get hugs, not punches. And if a Navy SEAL can’t punch a terrorist, what do you think are the odds Obama’s going to let giant robots eat terrorists for fuel? So basically the entire future of the military is at stake here.
So write your Congressmen telling them you think Navy SEALs should punch terrorist and then draw a picture of it on the letter so the letter will really stand out. Giant, man-eating robots of the future are counting on you!
Obama clearly had his own self-interest in mind when he passed the “Don’t Punch Terrorists” memorandum.
The Three Stooges did worse.
Don’t sweat it. The SEALs will look them up and punch them later when Obama isn’t looking. Hard and repeatedly. Obama will be too busy doing his comedy routine at the White House pretending to be President to notice.
SEALs are like that, if at first they don’t succeed in punching a terrorist, they will try again and again. Plus I have it on good authority the SEALs are really, really mad at the terrirists for taking them to trial so the punching will be done with a meat cleaver. SEALs are like that, you know, so never, ever get a SEAL mad. Capice?
What was actually proved was that the SEALs were not guilty of conduct unbecomming. Therefore the terrorist may have been punched but did not have enough credibility to convince other Naval officers that the SEALs punched him outside of normal terrorist punching duty. Even the big eared little d one cant get around the fact that terrorists and marxists lie.
Good thing that trial was not held in California. I would prefer they be punched after they have been shot. By the way, I live right outside of Nashville, TN. I dont know if you have seen on the news (probably not) but we have been hit by flooding worse than Hurricane Katrina brought to New Orleans. I find it facinating how the news media doesnt cover this area where neighbor is helping neighbor, NO looting is going on, and nobody is screaming about how the government should have prevented all this and its all their fault. All this is a little of topic, but it does beg the question of why the media is ignoring this for the most part. No death, murder, and mayhem here, who would want to do a story on that????
I think the SEALs are pretty busy — maybe we can form a Citizens Voluteer Committee For Terrorist Punching so that no terrorist must suffer the agony of punch-deprivation. It’s the least we can do.
P.S. — the Tennessee flooding is getting plenty of sympathetic press in New Orleans, Acrazymic. It kinda hurts when your pain is pooh-poohed, doesn’t it?
Plentyobailouts, I salute you!
These are Navy Seals, the scum bag is lucky he walked away at all. Oh and terrorists who are trying to kill you should not cry when you punch them, they should get on their knees and thank you for not putting a bullet (dipped in pigs blood) between their eyes. If one of the seals had been captured by Abdummys friends they would have cut off his head and waved it around for the next 100 years, but terrorists (of any ilk) are ignorant, uncivilized, manbearboars so it’s OK.
5 years after Katrina, large areas of New Orleans are still uninhabitable, because they waited for the gov’mint to save them.
A year from now, the effected areas of Tennessee will be restored, rebuilt and back in business, because we took care of it ourselves.
Any bets?
I for one do not think it is very right or correct for Navy Seals to punch unarmed terrorists who are in their custody, in the face, or in any other part of their body. Instead they should kick them in the nuts….just as hard as they can….at least twice.
Wait, you mean they were on trial for punching a terrorist?
Geez, I’ve been rooting for them to be found guilty because I thought they were on trial for not punching a terrorist.
Is this still America? Did I wake up in EUnuchstan or something?
Who’s going to punch terrorists if we don’t? I mean, sure the Aussies, but there’s just not enough of them to actually punch all the terrorists who deserve it.
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