First, I want to say that it irritates me to no end, the effort the media is putting into glamorizing this Fievel Shazam character. Seriously? A smirk, a Bluetooth, and RayBan’s with a glinting sparkle of light reflecting perfectly off the lens? I’ve seen movie posters with less zazz:
He’s a pretty one. They’re gonna love him up good in prison.
But what really bugs me is this other smirky-sunglasses picture that’s floating around.
Every time I see it, I mistake him for Obama.
Come on, check it out side by side and tell me there’s no resemblance:
Perhaps a few Navy Seals could punch that smirk off his face…I mean, if they’re going to be accused of it anyway, why not?
Cellmate: “I love you long time, pretty boy.”
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before. His motivation wasn’t his foreclosed house, or Islam! Dude missed his calling. He’s just pissed that he’s 20 years too late to be in “Color Me Badd”.
For a split second there, I thought we were finally getting to see a picture of Harvey.
Porn star. It’s gotta be a porn star look. That should set well with the Mullahs.
You nailed it Harvey. They both have the same self-satisfied, “I’m so cool” smirky grin. And, of course, same desire to destroy America.
Actually, he reminds me a lot of my brother, who is also very handsome. But my brother doesn’t blow stuff up, especially not cars. Builds them, races them, but really really hates it when they blow up.
I think we can skip the trial on this one. This guy’s face just screams explosively incompetent D-bagger. The guy who’s convinced he knows absolutely everything, but couldn’t explode his way out of a double knit cardigan.
On the other hand, we’d never know who’s information Home Depot should report to the DHS if they keep buying the fertilizer bags without huge ass warning labels. That’s the secret to almost getting away with it. Buy bomb components that aren’t labelled as explosive or combustable.
As a final thought, I’m keeping D-bagger. It’s just too perfect, and the (D) could stand for anything, especially when parenthetical and between to proper nouns.
Charon – I recommend using “D-bagga”. It sounds less racist.
This video is great! The No Apology Song: http://mittromneycentral.com/2010/05/07/no-apology-song-the-case-for-american-greatness/
The more people that hear this, the better. It’s not too late to wake up Americans so we can bring America back! Let’s spread this everywhere we can!
Seperated at brth?
Storm1911 – I don’t think Fievel was born in Kenya 😀
Corey Feldman should play him in the movie.
Maybe Corey Feldman can play him in the movie.