She Finally Believes Me!

Posted on August 24, 2010 7:43 pm

SarahK looks at a list of signs your husband might be gay and appraises me based on it. She concludes I’m straight. Woo!

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22 Responses to “She Finally Believes Me!”

  1. cknight says:

    They forgot the most important sign: If he knows who Ryan Seacrest is, he is probably gay. What does that guy do that a straight man would know about (absent undue coercion from a female companion)?

  2. 4of7 says:

    Bravo Sarahk!

  3. MikeLL says:

    That was a close one.

  4. DamnCat says:

    Ha! Fooled her!

  5. storm1911 says:

    That tricky Frank !!!!

  6. Steve says:

    Congratulations on your straightness!

  7. Rubeus says:

    Oh cool! You play Plants VS. Zombies? What about Left4Dead?(1 or 2?) We should play sometime. Maybe I could become a friendly young friend. Or unfriendly, if it makes you feel less gay.

  8. Steve says:

    So just out of curiosity…has anyone else dug into that website that the survey came from? Wow.

  9. Live Free Or Die says:

    So basically Ryan Seacrest asked if men act like him, they are probably ghey. Duh!

    Congratulations on the NOT GHEY verdict, Frank, you’re not Ryan Seacresty enough.

  10. MarkoMancuso says:

    I conclude that Sarah is much better than you. She should take over for you here.

  11. Jimmy says:

    I looked at the questionnaire and I couldn’t read it all. It was too long for my manly brain.

    Beer.

  12. Burmashave says:

    Frank passes! Wink-wink!

  13. DamnCat says:

    This was one of the questions:

    Is he fond of winking at people?

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that, BurmaShave.

  14. Burmashave says:

    I sometimes use winking emoticons in emails and posts even when addressing guys. Should I worry?

  15. Jimmy says:

    You betcha. ;-) No, wait. That’s Sarah Palin’s response. :-D

    Only if you’re conversing with John McCain, Burmashave. :-(

  16. Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas says:

    She didn’t look in the trunk of your vehicle did she?

  17. John says:

    Frank, I think that as a public service you should create a similar test, only this one should help determine if your spouse is a hippie. I’m pretty certain mine is not, but without a test I can’t say conclusively.

  18. Ernie Loco says:

    Frank, you’re not gay?! Who knew? And here I thought you got your wife pregnant just so she’d have fewer opportunities to find out about your secret gay lifestyle.

    Well, congratz on being straight, I guess.

  19. Critter says:

    what about listening excessively to Cher or K.C. and the Sunshine band?

  20. Good News About Frank J. : The Other McCain links:

    [...] The Other McCain does not blog. Those who’ve enjoyed Frank J. Fleming’s acerbic wit over at IMAO can rejoice that his wife, who does blog, has finally accepted his heterosexuality.Now, Stacy has [...]

  21. Basil says:

    I never thought Frank was all that gay, anyway. Not flaming, anyway.

  22. ss396 says:

    I’m disturbed to discover she had to test it; that it was not a foregone conclusion ::shudder::

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