She Finally Believes Me!

SarahK looks at a list of signs your husband might be gay and appraises me based on it. She concludes I’m straight. Woo!

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  1. They forgot the most important sign: If he knows who Ryan Seacrest is, he is probably gay. What does that guy do that a straight man would know about (absent undue coercion from a female companion)?

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  2. Oh cool! You play Plants VS. Zombies? What about Left4Dead?(1 or 2?) We should play sometime. Maybe I could become a friendly young friend. Or unfriendly, if it makes you feel less gay.

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  3. Frank, I think that as a public service you should create a similar test, only this one should help determine if your spouse is a hippie. I’m pretty certain mine is not, but without a test I can’t say conclusively.

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  4. Frank, you’re not gay?! Who knew? And here I thought you got your wife pregnant just so she’d have fewer opportunities to find out about your secret gay lifestyle.

    Well, congratz on being straight, I guess.

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