They forgot the most important sign: If he knows who Ryan Seacrest is, he is probably gay. What does that guy do that a straight man would know about (absent undue coercion from a female companion)?
Oh cool! You play Plants VS. Zombies? What about Left4Dead?(1 or 2?) We should play sometime. Maybe I could become a friendly young friend. Or unfriendly, if it makes you feel less gay.
Frank, I think that as a public service you should create a similar test, only this one should help determine if your spouse is a hippie. I’m pretty certain mine is not, but without a test I can’t say conclusively.
Frank, you’re not gay?! Who knew? And here I thought you got your wife pregnant just so she’d have fewer opportunities to find out about your secret gay lifestyle.
They forgot the most important sign: If he knows who Ryan Seacrest is, he is probably gay. What does that guy do that a straight man would know about (absent undue coercion from a female companion)?
Bravo Sarahk!
That was a close one.
Ha! Fooled her!
That tricky Frank !!!!
Congratulations on your straightness!
Oh cool! You play Plants VS. Zombies? What about Left4Dead?(1 or 2?) We should play sometime. Maybe I could become a friendly young friend. Or unfriendly, if it makes you feel less gay.
So just out of curiosity…has anyone else dug into that website that the survey came from? Wow.
So basically Ryan Seacrest asked if men act like him, they are probably ghey. Duh!
Congratulations on the NOT GHEY verdict, Frank, you’re not Ryan Seacresty enough.
I conclude that Sarah is much better than you. She should take over for you here.
I looked at the questionnaire and I couldn’t read it all. It was too long for my manly brain.
Beer.
Frank passes! Wink-wink!
This was one of the questions:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, BurmaShave.
I sometimes use winking emoticons in emails and posts even when addressing guys. Should I worry?
You betcha. 😉 No, wait. That’s Sarah Palin’s response. 😀
Only if you’re conversing with John McCain, Burmashave. 🙁
She didn’t look in the trunk of your vehicle did she?
Frank, I think that as a public service you should create a similar test, only this one should help determine if your spouse is a hippie. I’m pretty certain mine is not, but without a test I can’t say conclusively.
Frank, you’re not gay?! Who knew? And here I thought you got your wife pregnant just so she’d have fewer opportunities to find out about your secret gay lifestyle.
Well, congratz on being straight, I guess.
what about listening excessively to Cher or K.C. and the Sunshine band?
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I never thought Frank was all that gay, anyway. Not flaming, anyway.
I’m disturbed to discover she had to test it; that it was not a foregone conclusion ::shudder::