(inspired by a suggestion from walruskkkch [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’ll fix their problems… California is now planning to ban…
(inspired by a suggestion from walruskkkch [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’ll fix their problems… California is now planning to ban…
…roll-on…
…the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and become a part of Mexico again.
…rational thought…
…math…
…questioning state authority…
… “x,” for sufficiently large values of x.
jumping up and down…. as it may lead to earthquakes.
Does running in circles, screaming and shouting, lead to shartnadoes?
only when in danger or in doubt
…crime.
…punishment
Dostoevsky
…boy bands.
…plastics.
and paper products must be limited to less than 1% spotted owl content.
…exhaling.
…leaving California.
…any candidate with an “R” or an “I” next to their name from appearing on any and all election ballots.
…non-organic marijuana.
They will probably donate all the non-organics to the Tent City People…but they will probably reject it. They think they deserve better i’m sure.
anything that contradicts Lysenkoism or its climate equivalent.
…being born.
That still carries the death penalty.
Good health is still just the slowest way to die.
…disbelieving, or disrespecting, or disputing, or…basically all of dis…
“Who dis?”
— AOC
“Who’s dis!? Who dis say who dis when ah say who dis!?”
…racist air.
Democrat politicians, registered Democrats, illegal aliens. Wait… that would actually solve their problems. So I guess they’ll ban everything BUT those.
Things banned in California include all of the following: You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission; Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship; It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time; California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates; Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month; Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses; It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale; Women may not drive in a housecoat; No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. God only knows what the people who run things in California will go with next? Probably ban plastic straws or the death penalty….naw even they’re not that stupid.
I have to admit I kind of like having sunshine guaranteed to the masses! Here in Alaska where I live we can only guarantee six months of winter.
… common sense. Oh wait, they already did, years ago.
…bad news.
…reality.
…the word ‘crime’
It will now be known as an unauthorized or unsanctioned activity.
Everything. They seem to think pretty much everything causes cancer, so best ban it all to be on the safe side…Wait, they’ll ban everything but ban on everything.
don’t you feel safer now?
…real news. Fake news is okay.