Ariel Sharon said his government had been secretly negotiating with Palestinians other than Yasser Arafat, but an Arafat aide has said that’s not true. So now we’re left with the hard task of deciding who to believe. On one hand, we have the leader of a civilized, democratic country (and one of the few that isn’t filled with whiny little bitches) versus the dictator of a violent uncivilized country who don’t seem to understand that murder is wrong and like to wear table cloths on their heads. So, I’m thinking I trust Sharon.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re now saying: “Hey, Frank, you stupid bigot, how can you judge people based on their opinion of murder. That’s cultural bias, you ignorant, narrow-minded jerk.”
Fine. Whatever. So I don’t trust Arafat due to my sever bigotry against terrorists. I’ll admit it; I don’t like them, and I don’t want them near me and my family. If terrorists started living into my neighborhood; I’d move. I certainly don’t want my sister marrying one. Know what? I’m even for rounding them all up and killing them. Yeah, I’m for terrorist-icide, and I’m not ashamed. We’ve got a tradition in this world of not murdering innocent people, and I’m for preserving it. You can denounce me all you want, but those are my values.
So, if Sharon, a nice non-terrorist, says something and then Arafat, a dirty terrorist, contradicts him, my response would be, “I believe you Arafat.” Then, soon as he drops his guard, I shoot him in the head. And, frankly, I think that should be the response of any civilized person.