Attorneys for Guantanamo Bay detainees are arguing to a federal appeals court that foreigners captured in the war on terrorism have rights. That’s crazy. I don’t know what people are worried about, anyway. They say that, without a trial, how can you be sure they’re terrorists? That may be true, but no one is disputing the fact that they are foreigners. As we all know, foreigners are stupid and often evil; that’s why God put them in other countries than America. While it may be true that sometimes by accident good people end up being born in other countries – especially if God was drinking the night before (it’s you atheists that drive Him to drink) – any decent person would then come to America the first chance they have. But where did these alleged not-terrorists go (foreigners are guilty until proven innocent)? They went to Afghanistan. That’s crazy. I think that proves beyond any reasonable doubt that these people are the bad kind of foreigners and thus should be locked away in Cuba where they can only harm Communists. That makes God happy… when He’s sober.
NOTE: All countries with IMAO readers are excluded from those that are stupid and evil.
This all begs the question: What Would God Drink?
Guinness and Wild Turkey (although not mixed together). Are there any other beverages worth drinking?
I don’t know. I can see God throwing back a Black & Tan.
All’s I know is Jesus drank Zima, to take away the sin of the world.
I don’t know what brown liquors He would consume, but I am quite certain God drinks Guiness.
Anna,
Jesus is such a nice guy.
What Would God Drink?
Depends on the circumstances. After destroying Sodom & Gomorrah, I would imagine a beer-and-a-shot — the drink that truly satisfies after a day’s good work.
Most days, I would guess at a good single-malt Scotch (uisge beathe, “water of life”), or else Harp Ale (duh!).
Of course, if there were any justice, God would drink the blood of liberals and anti-gunners, but that’s expecting a bit much, even for God.
Anyway, as an atheist, this whole conversation is just a tad unsettling…
After Sodom and Gommorah he probably drank a margarita…Lot’s wife provided the salt.
He would drive a Jeepus Chrysler and drink water…which would then turn into wine.
Last time I was with him he was knocking back the scotch, but he may have changed his preference…!
I’d say “whatever He damn well pleases!”
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