Me Sleep Now

I’m home sick, and I don’t feel like blogging right now. Hopefully I’ll be up to it again soon. Just turned on the TV, though, and see an actual press conference with Ari Fleischer. He really handles Helen Thomas with such inhuman patience. First he slowly explains to her that if we wanted Iraq’s oil, we’d just lift the sanctions. Then, when Thomas kept trying to refer to a “report” that America plans to take the Iraq oil, he patiently pressed her for what report, to which she just answered “it’s everywhere” and “it’s in all the papers” without coming up with any specifics. I think he knew she imagined the report, but it was nice he didn’t say so.
Oh, and there is another reporter named Dana Bash. Wouldn’t that be a great name for the She-Hulk?
“Dana, BASH!”
Welll, I’m going back to bed. See ya later.