North Korea just keeps pissing me off more and more. They keep talking crazier and crazier and threatening us like no little weak-ass nation should ever be allowed to. But now they’re stealing our thunder. Just recently, North Korea said, “If the U.S. moves to bolster aggression troops are unchecked, the whole land of Korea will be reduced to ashes and the Koreans will not escape horrible nuclear disasters.” What! We’re the ones who are supposed to say things like that, not them. I bet Bush had a statement prepared saying, “If you North Koreans don’t stop acting dickwads, we’re going to reduce your country to ashes, foo’!” Now that speech is ruined. Man, those Norks needs some schooling soon, and it’s munitions that should be doing the teaching.
We should bomb them with big-boob porn and oversized stars and stripes condoms. It may not be effective foreign policy, but damn if it wouldn’t be fun to hear them scream about it.
B-52s loaded with dog shit.. just ‘carpet bomb’ them with it.
Munitions teaching … that’s brilliant. They sure beat public school teachers.
These wackos have already used WMD’s on their own people…….Kimchee.
Sounds like the old Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny routine with “it’s Wabbit season”, “it’s Duck season”, until Daffy screws up and screams out “It’s Duck Season!, Shoot the duck, shoot the duck” and Elmer Fudd blows Daffy’s bill off. Haa haa! Those wacky Norks!