It’s time for the final question… time to decide who wins the permalink.
Finalists:
Adventures in Trouble Shooting
Serenity’s Journal
Modularparrot.com
the voodoo lounge
[Think About It]
Bad Money
Before the main question, first head the e-mail with this:
List site name and preferred blogger name.
Write a brief site description. You can’t use the letter ‘e’ and it must contain the word “armadillo”.
And now, the final question:
SHORT ANSWER QUESTION: They struck during the night. There was no warning. By morning, they had swarmed the U.S. and resistance was crippled. One fought bravely against them, trying to end the menace. Finally, though, the sword broke, the Colt 1991 locked on an empty clip, and the mighty Frank J. fell. He died as they always thought he would: clawed and bitten by thousands of monkeys.
Now the monkeys, in conjunctions with the hippies and the Communists, have taken control. The hippies dictate government policy, the Communists crack down on freedom, and the monkeys… well the monkeys just cause havoc. They race sports cars through school zones and rob liquor stores all day long. It’s all over, it seems, for the human race, but there is one hope left: you.
You lead a ragtag group of rebels in possession of a few small arms. In 200 words or less, how do you plot and bring about the downfall of the monkey, hippy, Commie power structure?
You have 24 hours from this posting to e-mail me your answer. Godspeed.
My guess for the last question was only off by the ninjas!
Where are the ninjas?
Uh, won’t hippies and commies fail because of their tendency to do things in commitees?(Collective Imcompetence) Won’t commies kill hippies the first time the hippies try to hug them? Come to think of it, hippies would try to hug monkeys too.
Hey, I think this is a trick question.
I bless the day that I didn’t have to go through this stage, where every question is a trick question!:) Of the three ruling classes, I think the monkeys are the hardest to defeat, as they are the loose cannons of the lot.
“You can’t use the letter ‘e'” – How Mr. Burns of you.
But I’m a good blog… uh… guy.
Nightly report…(aka “ping storm”…)
It was a rather uneventful day at the theater today…the only thing we ran out of was bottled water, and we only had to unfreeze the oil line with a hair dryer twice…but I’m still exhausted. So I don’t know…
Nightly report…(aka “ping storm”…)
It was a rather uneventful day at the theater today…the only thing we ran out of was bottled water, and we only had to unfreeze the oil line with a hair dryer twice…but I’m still exhausted. So I don’t know if I’m up for a full tour of my blog…
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My working day starts very early. From Monday to Friday I get up at half past three and I have a shower and a cup of coffee. I usually leave the house at ten past four because the car always arrives a few minutes early. I get to the studio at about five and start working. My programme Good Morning Australia starts at seven and finishes at nine.
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Then I leave the studio at a quarter past ten. After that, I go shopping and visit some friends. I get home at three. A woman helps me with the housework and the ironing. I read a newspaper and do some work.