BTW, plenty is happening at the Alliance Headquarters, including a way to watch our traffic overtake Instapundit.
It’s time now to retire some of my rotating polls.
It’s official, people hate monkeys.
What is your opinion of monkeys?
I hate monkeys. – 175 votes (82%)
I am a Communist. – 38 votes (18%)
I say the introduction of caseless round firearms could solve this problem… it could solve a number of these problems.
What is the biggest problem facing our nation?
Ninjas – 18 votes (7%)
Ammo is too expensive – 108 votes (40%)
Dearth of sexy dames who want go out with me – 72 votes (27%)
Too many squirrels – 72 votes (27%)
But my neighbor’s dog is just a little chiuaua. I blame Whitey.
Who is to blame?
The Jews – 30 votes (13%)
Minorities – 36 votes (16%)
White people – 38 votes (17%)
My neighbor’s dog – 123 votes (54%)
I thought this one was pretty obvious if Ironman had to wear his helmet.
Who would win in a pie eating contest between the Green Lantern and Ironman?
The Green Lantern – 86 votes (52%)
Ironman – 61 votes (37%)
It’s a tie – 19 votes (11%)
I don’t know how people were voting on this. I would have said Mothra, because what the hell could it do?
If you had to choose which monster would attack your city, which one would it be?
Godzilla – 55 votes (28%)
King Kong – 29 votes (15%)
Mothra – 33 votes (17%)
Michael Moore – 81 votes (41%)
Okay; I’m so f–king sorry for asking.
What is your opinion on swearing?
I don’t give a f–k. – 85 votes (37%)
Only dumb f–ks swear. – 54 votes (23%)
Who the f–k are you to be asking this? – 92 votes (40%)
Wow, almost completely even split between all the answers, which adds up to 3 to 1 that the Dell interns should die.
What should be done to the Dell interns from the Dell commercials?
They should be executed by firing squad. – 58 votes (25%)
They should be thrown into a vat of boiling oil. – 55 votes (24%)
They should be drawn and quartered. – 58 votes (25%)
I like the amusing antics of the Dell interns. – 58 votes (25%)
Fine. Jesus kicks my ass.
What is your opinion of IMAO?
It’s better than Jesus. – 30 votes (16%)
It’s on par with Jesus. – 25 votes (13%)
I bet Jesus could write better satire. – 135 votes (71%)
Good. I’d rather be ruled by robots.
What do you think is the more likely future scenario?
Civilization is overthrown by robots (ala Terminator) – 105 votes (61%)
Civilization is overthrown by monkeys (ala Planet of the Apes) – 66 votes (39%)
Godbless the 28 people who said I’m the sexiest man alive… and you better have been women. I’m not a metrosexual.
What best describes Frank J.?
The sexiest man alive – 28 votes (13%)
The smartest man alive – 58 votes (28%)
Dumb as a mule and twice as ugly – 122 votes (59%)
How ironic.
How often do you vote in internet polls?
All the time. I love internet polls! – 52 votes (26%)
Occasionally, and only when the subject interests me. – 55 votes (28%)
I never vote in internet polls. – 93 votes (47%)
And here is the last poll I’m retiring today:

What do you have to say about Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit.com?
Damnable puppy blender! – 62 votes (25%)
He should link to IMAO more. – 32 votes (13%)
I stopped reading him after he got all “political”. – 17 votes (7%)
Indeed. – 135 votes (55%)

Indeed.
I’ll think up some more polls because I care about your opinions.