For my daily reminded to by my t-shirt, I took a previous entreaty and placed it in the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator. Here are the results (caution: contains the phrase “shiznit”):
I just looked at how many muthas has pre-ordered my t-shirt ‘n compared that shiznit wit da population of da world ‘n has come da conclusion that not everyone has pre-ordered my t-shirt yet, know what I’m sayin’? What is wrong wit yo’ ass? Do yo’ ass not recognize a bomb diggity deal when yo’ ass see one?
Yo’ ass buy now!
Hasba het, muuuuuuuuuuh, zeeba heh, woooooooow!
Frank,
You need a t-shirt in small sizes!
Small people want your shirt too!
But Doug the t-shirt guy hates small people. It took a lot of convincing last time to get him to have even mediums.
Maybe you should tell Doug the t-shirt guy that my sisters and I are three hot young babes who want to model your t-shirts and send you pictures, but we can’t because they don’t come in small sizes.
I will swim in a medium.
Come on, Frank, your powers of persuasion are beyond compare. Take on Doug the t-shirt guy so I can get a shirt in and piss my liberal grandmother off over the holiday season.
It’d be so much fun.