You damn, fool non-underwater-breathing humans! Get your clumsy hands off my ocean friends!
Do not bother me. I must have a day of mourning.
You damn, fool non-underwater-breathing humans! Get your clumsy hands off my ocean friends!
Do not bother me. I must have a day of mourning.
Poor Bubba.I reckon he’s playing water polo with Pinky and Mr. Taters right about now.
Hmmm. Would’ve been tasty with Butter . . . (evil grin).
Services for the giant crustaceon will be held at Captain Jack’s Lobster Hut. Butter will be provided. Please bring your own bibs.
Isn’t he the same Lobster that Rush Limbaugh wanted to eat a few years ago for Thanksgiving?
Or was that just liberal spin?
I shop at Wholey’s all the time, it’s down in the strip distict. That’s one asininely big lobster, though. Never seen the likes.
Bubba was murdered! By Ted Kennedy! What most people don’t know is that Bubba was an eye witness at Chappaquiddick. He’s been under federal protection until recently. He was going to write a book about what really happened. Poor Bubba. Damn you Ted!
foul fools! Karl “The Man” Rove is responsible for the lobster’s death. The Man wanted a special lobster dinner that evening to celebrate his winning ways over anything espoused by the leftist liberal loonies, natch.
They’re very finicky I never would have thought that the word finicky would be use to describe something that eats all the junk off the ocean floor.
Bubba’s Memorial Dinner
Lobster Bisque with a glass of Schramsburg Sparkling Wine
Tarragon Lobster Salad on a bed of Mesclin Greens with a Sherry Shallot Vinaigrette – served with a glass of Duckhorn Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc
Lobster Alfredo ala Matt – Tender chuncks of fresh lobster meat in a rich garlic and herbed alfredo sauce with artichoke hearts and roasted garlic. Served over a spinach and roasted garlic fettucini. Served with a nice glass of Far Niente Chardonnay ’03
Assorted American boutique cheeses with Lobster Crackers
Served with a glass of Ridge Vineyards late harvest zinfandel .
Lobster Pops from Massachusetts Bay Trading Co. as gifts for all attending.
Eulogy by Aquaman
“I don’t know what happened, one minute he was relaxing in the hot tub drinking mai tais, next thing I know, I had the urge to melt some butter.”
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Goodnight, funnylobster. Say hi to Pinchy for me.