Yes, I, RightWingDuck, have all the answers. But they’re worthless without any questions.
So once again it is time for Ask Ducky. Would you like to hear your name mentioned on the podcast? Of course you would – that would make you famous and beloved by people all over the world. You’d be walking at the mall and store security would say something like, “I’m sorry, we need you to step back into the store.” Which is code for: “Didn’t I hear Ducky mention your name on IMAO?”
Yep, life would be good, sticky fingers.
So post those questions!! This week I’d like to know if you have questions on superheroes, heroes, and villains. Of course, Ducky is here to answer all of your questions, so feel free to post away.
Everyone (including liberals) have thier ideal superhero. I would like to know who on the left has an admitted superhero and who that hero would be, or if they could be any superhero who would they be (if they could actually make such a decision). I have heard that Sen. Kennedy aspires to be like Captain Morgan, is that true?
Are villains a pre-condition for heroes, or can heroes arise with no villains in existence?
If there is a sandwich called a hero, is there an anti-sandwich called a villain?
Do super-villains cause super-heroes?
What makes super-villains and/or super-heroes super?
The bread (or lack thereof)? The condiments (or lack thereof)?
Do all heroes have feet of clay, or do some have feet made of other materials? Like, say, Jello®?
Do heroes’ mothers get upset when they track their feet of clay into the house?
Old soldiers fade away, but what happens to old heroes? Does it involve explosions?
You are old, Father William . . .
Sorry, minor fugue.
With the ascendance of politically correct / gender-warped terminology in modern discourse, should female heroes be referred to as ‘sheroes’? Should female villains be referred to as ‘shillains’? Is it still acceptable to ask them to get you a beer while they’re up?
aelfheld asked a lot of questions. Will you be answering all of them?
Why are liberals so funny, except when they try to be?
When will then be now?
Or when will now be then?
In the song, Who Are You, by the Who, who was it?
Was Superman a Democrat or Republican?
What about Batman?
Spiderman?
Could the Incredible Hulk lift Michael Moore?
Would kyptonite work on hippies?
I asked this one on my own website but didn’t get an answer:
If you have two bottles of half & half, is that equal to one bottle of whole & whole?
Why do I have to click the “Remember info?” box every time I leave a comment? Shouldn’t it remember that I want it to remember my info?
Why won’t anyone pull my finger? (Yeah, I know this question has nothing to do with superheroes, but I really want to know.)
Who’s on first?
Would you consider Walker Texas Ranger to be a superhero? I mean, no ordinary human being could possibly have such a swift roundhouse kick.
Which is smarter, a retard, or a liberal?
Soft drink are supposed to be cold and refreshing. But what explains the way your nose burns when you spew soft drinks out of it?
On the Superfriends, wasn’t Apache Chief and Samurai essentially the same character?
Were they there just to fill some sort of superhero racial quota?
Who told Melba to make toast?
Does Frank J. REALLY hate monkeys or is he just shamelessly pandering to the anti-monkey wing of the vast right wing conspiracy to get more hits on his blog?
Are we there yet?
What is the voting record of each member of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Ok, keeping up with the times here. Should Apache Chief be allowed to be a super hero? This could cause the Native Americans unrest in such a P.C. world if he were to be animated the wrong way.
Is it true that Spacemonkey is really just Blip from the old Space Ghost cartoon all grown up?
Do you consider the man (it was definitely a man) who invented beer to be a hero? What about the man who invented Lycra?
When the comic gods were handing out powers, how did aquaman get shafted with his?
In a fight between ghostrider and spawn, who would take out more liberals in colateral damage?
Who would win in a triple-threat match between The Punisher, Batman, and Aquaman?