In the interest of fairness, balance, and extra income – I, RightWingDuck, decided to sell my posting space today. Sorry, with another kid on the way, and the nearest boys and girls clubs strapped for cash (thanks Air Amerida), I needed to maximize the family resources.
Sorry, Frank J.
Here is a commercial announcement from the people at PETA and Robert C. Byrd.

Hello,
My name is Robert C. Byrd and I’m a United States Senator. You might know my name from the Robert C. Byrd Bridge, the Robert C. Byrd Expressway, and the special place where we are now — the Robert C. Byrd Lynching Tree.
You see, as a civil rights activist myself (I’ve been on many midnight march), I respect the institution of free speech. I’m here on behalf of the people at PETA. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
PETA does a great job defending the rights of the downtrodden animals — and when they’re not doing that — they do a great job killing them
“On a recent Are Animals The New Slaves? tour in Connecticut, PETA came under fire for hosting an event where they showed pictures of slaves, being tortured,sold and killed, next to pictures of animals tortured, sold and killed.”
This offended the local representatives from the NAACP. PETA was shocked by this, mostly because they didn’t know Connecticut had black people. Man those people are everywhere, I tell you.
Look at the cows behind me. The animal cruelty continues. This is absolutely, positively unacceptable. I mean, really – 10 loops on a noose instead of 13? Well, I never heard of such a thing. But, I digress.
Do you know why we need to make sure that animals have their civil rights? Because they are very much like people. And they need their rights. But we need to do it properly. The other day, Ted Kennedy was trying to hammer out a 3/5 compromise. Can you believe that?
Ted Kennedy. What is your offer for the Rights of these Cow Creatures?
Lobbyist: We’ll give you a case of whiskey.
Ted Kennedy. I am a man of integrity. That will not be necessary. I’ll simply take three fifths.

Does that make sense? Of course not. I believe that PETA is correct.
“PETA wants people to stop eating animals, stop using them for clothing, stop forcing animals to entertain people (as in a circus) and stop animal experimentation.”
In fact, once we stop falling for the myth of Separate but Equal, I believe that our next step will be full Cow Suffrage. Even for the black cows.
That’s right. One day, we will stand side by side at the voting booth trying desperately to keep evil Republicans out of office while trying to figure out the butterfly ballot.
As someone who has fought for civil rights I want to see PETA’s dream come true.
And we know when it comes to land issues, environment, and cow rights — cows would vote Democrat. That’s correct — the Democratic Party would expand our base.
So call your local representative and tell them that you vote yes for Cow Liberation!

Disclaimer: The views expressed by those buying RWD’s posting space do not necesssarily reflect the views of RWD, IMAO, Frank J, or any human being with an IQ higher than a stapler. No cows were harmed in the making of this ad. The cows were simple Gitmo prisoners in cow costumes. The cross was a real cross that was burned but will become part of an Art display where it will be dunkedin a vat of cow manure and enjoyed by the taxpayers. My apologies to all – especially since all of this was really funny at one o’clock in the morning. Really.