My buddy from high school, Johnny, is a hotshot artist in New York City that is wrapping up his collaboration with Firefly creator Joss Whedon on the acclaimed Astonishing X-Men comic book series.
What does this have to do with the IMAO Podcast? The next IMAO Podcast will prominently feature… comic book superheroes.
I just couldn’t swing either of them for tell-all interviews. Johnny wa– I mean, JOHN, was in Chicago for a fan convention and couldn’t make it to the IMAO Podcast and Joss Whedon never heard of us (although Whedon’s probably heard of Frank just because lawyers are obligated to let their client know about Frank’s stalking; the difference between “fan” and “fanatic” is apparently a restraining order and 6 month’s probation).
If it’s any consolation to our faithful listeners, this Monday you’ll hear Frank J. interview Aquaman in his the first appearance on the IMAO Podcast along with other superhero-themed audio comedy.
That’s right, true believers! Check back on Monday for more!
This does not bode well for the superheros.
Should you happen to interview any of these “superheroes”, could you ask them why they insist on wearing their skivvies on the outside of their Lycra body suits?
Honestly, it’s very disconcerting to have to see Superman’s super butt rust. Likewise, Batman needs to discover bleach. His panties used to be white for goodness sake.
Honestly, if they really want to continue down this road, I’ll take to wearing a Saran wrap thong, spiked leather hip waders and tinsel tasseled pasties whenever I expect to meet them. See how they likethem apples.
Hmmmn. maybe a Fez too. Fezzes are cool.
//Honestly, it’s very disconcerting to have to see Superman’s super butt//
You’ll notice I cut out the word “rust” as that WOULD be disconcerting, but seeing Superman’s “BUTT”…now that’s a whole different situation…and only if it’s being played by the butt belonging to Dean Cain….
What was this topic about again?
TEEEEEEJ