I don’t usually blog my personal life, but I thought this was funny. Talking about all this recent hullabaloo, I turned to my wife and said whimsically, “People are saying I have a ‘hostile’ sense of humor.”
Then SarahK pointed out that as I made the statement, I was chambering a round into my carry pistol.
so who did you shoot?
Thank you. For referencing real irony, instead of just coincidences that people (through their lack of acquaintance with dictionaries) mistake for irony.
Defending against accusations of having a “hostile” sense of humor while loading a pistol is the veratble pinnacle of incongruity.
(FIRST! YAR!)
In the words of Bill Engvall: “Now THAT is awesome!!”
tommy,
That’s more than enough talk about my personal life for one day.
Unless you were telling a joke while chambering the round, your humor wouldn’t be hostile, just you.
And no, “Dennis”, Frank wasn’t threatening you.
Master Shake,
Like I told tommy, I’m not saying who the bullet was meant for.
Actually, I wouldn’t even say that you were hostile. You were merely preparing in case someone else was hostile.
I have to respectfully disagree with the lovely and talented SarahK. There is nothing like a loaded firearm to end hostility.
Violence, like gravity, is no laughing matter. My Acme libtard detector said so…before it blew up.
Target practice is relaxing. If the libs understood this concept they would be relieved that you were working with your pistol…(hrm…snarf…giggle)
“Violence, like gravity, is no laughing matter.” (Wile E. Coyote)
Yes, but violence, like gravity, is necessary. In fact, I must slap a libtard at least once a day. If I don’t, the universe will implode and libtards forget to quiver in fear. Watching them quiver in fear is fun.
Okay, okay. So I slap libtards just for fun. Sue me.
Kinda goes along with that “Don’t be a hate-filled leftie or I’ll punch you ” shirt huh?
I’ve found dead people aren’t usually hostile. Except for zombies.
Wow, that is ironic. Unlike ray-ee-ain on your wedding day as Alanis used to sing.
The ony thing possibly better for relasing pent-up agression than going to the range is suiting up in armor and beating the hell out of someone…especially when your opponent is a liberal. (SCA).
I originally posted this on the wrong thread. Sorry:
Five minute search found this: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/limbaugh/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_517254/opt_/fpt_/c_/hlv_t
Oops.
Sorry about that. I meant:
Liberal Humor
Now, Redneck, that’s simply light-hearted liberal humor. If you don’t understand that, then you are obviously a hostile Nazi homophobic Rethuglican oil-stealing theocrat.
In fact, I think you are threatening “Dennis” by even posting that link….I mean, threatening the creator of the shirt.
(I think I finally understand why they like abortion so much – they think it’s funny!)
Remember, guns don’t kill people. Not learning when to shut up kills people.