Hey, I’m gonna act like a liberal here for a second and give you a quote from that story, totally taken out of context. Here goes:
A pakistani inmate, who had a lightbulb in his anus, said: “Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort.” grins
The three prisoners who committed suicide at Gitmo missed an excellent propaganda opportunity. If they’d peed on their copies of the Koran and screwed light bulbs into their asses before hanging themselves with their sheets, it would have had more impact. The perversity of the whole thing would have caused an international uproar. The press and half the world would be blaming Rumsfeld. There would have to be a Congressional investigation.
The prisoners just lack imagination.
Wasn’t this on an episode of Scrubs, complete with almost the exact same x-ray photo? The show opened with that shot and a doctor saying, “well, either this guy’s got a lightbulb up his ass or his colon had a great idea!”
I’m half suspecting a hoax, but then again, this is Pakistan…
LMAO, I’m thing he thought it might be safer then a match
What’s brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
thinking, too
Hey, I’m gonna act like a liberal here for a second and give you a quote from that story, totally taken out of context. Here goes:
A pakistani inmate, who had a lightbulb in his anus, said: “Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort.”
grins
The three prisoners who committed suicide at Gitmo missed an excellent propaganda opportunity. If they’d peed on their copies of the Koran and screwed light bulbs into their asses before hanging themselves with their sheets, it would have had more impact. The perversity of the whole thing would have caused an international uproar. The press and half the world would be blaming Rumsfeld. There would have to be a Congressional investigation.
The prisoners just lack imagination.
Note that the guy claims he doesn’t know how the lightbulb ended up there.
They really think other people are stupid.
//Note that the guy claims he doesn’t know how the lightbulb ended up there.//
Maybe porto and the mfl critter were visiting the prison that day…
I guess all of the goats are prettier than him if he has to resort to that kind of “self-love”.
Is this what happens when someone with their head up their ass gets an idea?
I see the idea behind my first post made the Rush Limbaugh Show. It may have been funnier if the text to my link would have said “match to find the gerbil”.
I see the idea behind my first post made the Rush Limbaugh Show. It may have been funnier if the text to my link would have said “match to find the gerbil”.
I see the idea behind my first post made the Rush Limbaugh Show. It may have been funnier if the text to my link would have said “match to find the gerbil”.
I see the idea behind my first post made the Rush Limbaugh Show. It may have been funnier if the text to my link would have said “match to find the gerbil”.
I see the idea behind my first post made the Rush Limbaugh Show. It may have been funnier if the text to my link would have said “match to find the gerbil”.
It’s a good thing your stories are so shitty. I’d hate to think there was something to draw people here.
Pork & Beans & Beans & Beans… – I thing you need to chill & chill & chill…
sent me to a wierd screen –thought i had posted; but it didn’t show. when i realized the posts made it; i wished that i could edit…sorry
Wasn’t this on an episode of Scrubs, complete with almost the exact same x-ray photo? The show opened with that shot and a doctor saying, “well, either this guy’s got a lightbulb up his ass or his colon had a great idea!”
I’m half suspecting a hoax, but then again, this is Pakistan…
Someone once told me that it takes two hippies to screw in a lightbulb…but they have to be VERY small.